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I just love the smell of a lawsuit in the morning

July 26th 2007 22:51
We are just begging for trouble when studies like the one that came out yesterday telling us we can catch obesity from our friends and family. It is a very dangerous thing when you leave open the door for frivolous lawsuits. Of all of these so called serious studies to have been done this has to be in my humble don't know very much opinion the most ridiculous study done yet.

In my experience I have known and hung with some extremely fat people (yes FAT!!! F-A-T. If you're looking for political correctness you've reached the wrong place.) and me being the build I am have never gained one single ounce of weight! My mother wasn't exactly what you would call petite and my father my brother or myself didn't gain a pound! I have a brother who lives across the world and his mother and step father are two heavyset people yet he's not even close to being more than someone who's still slim trim and all round good guy. So where does this come from and where does it lead? I'll tell you...follow me here


Hmmm...I can see it now. Parents pull their kids out of a particular school because they don't want their kids to catch "fat" disease from a child (or children) who can't help but be who they are. Overweight. How would you feel if your child comes home crying because kids were teasing them saying they don't want them to come near them simply because they didn't want to catch "fatness".

Do you remember when you were in school and you had a fat kid who would sit in the class somewhere who didn't do very much except for study the boogers he pulled from his nose? Now if you've put on some weight recently just find out where he is and sue him for all he's worth because folks this is it! We have reached the end of the line where personal responsibility is concerned. Being overweight is now longer our fault! It's our friends or our family or the little fat kid in your class who ate the boogers when you weren't looking! Now since it's not your fault anymore you can now go and sue someone anyone for your misfortune of being grossly overweight.


Never mind that you think that the major food groups are Wendys, Pizza Hut and Taco Bell! It's not your fault go engorge yourself on anything you want! It's the people around you and not you! For Gods sakes just remember to litigate both the fast food companies and your overweight friends/family when it's time for your triple bypass. God bless America.
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