I HATE PINECONES
October 30th 2011 18:31
ARRRRGHH FUCK YOU PINECONE
Hello world! This is my blog about pine cones. In case you can't figure it out. I fuckin hate them. They are nothing but yard cluttering, squirrel feeding, pine cone tree growing pieces of crap.
Things You Should Know
Pinecones can be run over by the edge of a tire, shoot like pine rockets and knock you off your bike.
Small pine cones are indistinguishable from dog turds.
People put pine cones on wreaths. These become homes to these:
OMG I don't want that in a pine cone on my door do you????
Where you find pine cones, you find these:
Look at that evil son of a bitch. He wants to bite nuts.
Nothing good comes from pine cones.
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