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lesson 3

July 10th 2011 13:53
when a roach flies on ur face in the middle of the night, all u can do is scream n through it off, its too late to battle it out with it...the roach wins this round, but it wont survive for long
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lesson 2

November 9th 2010 09:26
Equipment: roach spray, ruler, shoe, tissue paper
Situation: roach climbing up the wall
Method: spray the darn thing and then use the ruler to flick it off the wall, pray with all ur might that it lands on its back..if it doesn't however use what u have learnt in lesson 1 lol
tip: if it does land on its back, spray it then put the tissue over it (we don't want roach goo on ur shoe) and give it a lil squash with your shoe. then u can either pick it up or sweep it away
DO NOT:attempt to sweep it away before u have squashed it, cockroaches don't die unless you kill them, if u use a broom when its not dead, it will lack onto the broom, flip over n scurry away n u back at square 1
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lesson 1

November 8th 2010 11:22
if the demon is scurring on the floor STOMP IT...this method however requires pressision hand foot coordination and speed.tip: spray the lil bugger with some or other roach spray (which they have become immune to :X) to slow it down. DO NOT: spray n leave if u do i swear the hole ro...ach population will laugh at you
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