Housekeeping, Trucker-style
April 8th 2008 17:33
I was looking for something last night. Cant remember what it was. What I found was that the whole floorboard on the passenger side of my tractor is filled to seat level with empty Pepsi bottles. I know the floor is under there somewhere, otherwise the bottles would fall out all over the road. Somewhere in this mess there should be a box of trash bags. Probably under the mountain of Pepsi bottles. Guess I'll have to look. Maybe later.
When the truck gets this bad, I think about the wife and how she keeps things up as soon as they get dirty. She has a whole house to worry about and all I have is this truck. Maybe I'll sweettalk her into cleaning it when I get home next week. Maybe not. She'll want to wash my bedding or the windows or something and Ill feel like a slob. Maybe Ill just start digging.
When the truck gets this bad, I think about the wife and how she keeps things up as soon as they get dirty. She has a whole house to worry about and all I have is this truck. Maybe I'll sweettalk her into cleaning it when I get home next week. Maybe not. She'll want to wash my bedding or the windows or something and Ill feel like a slob. Maybe Ill just start digging.
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