Funniest Thing - by Tracie Jarvis - The Power of Talk

Funniest Thing - March 2007

HOUSECLEANING

March 10th 2007 03:05

MY PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING!

I don't do windows I because ...

I love birds and don't want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don't wax floors because ...

I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I'll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...

They are very good company, I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don't disturb cobwebs because .

I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don't Spring Clean because .

I love all the seasons and don't want the others to get jealous

I don't pull weeds in the garden because ..

I don't want to get in God's way, HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because ...

My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don't do gourmet meals when I entertain because .

I don't want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don't iron because

I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".

I don't stress much on anything because .

"A Type" personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!!

REMEMBER . . . .
A CLEAN HOUSE IS A SIGN OF A BROKEN COMPUTER

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