High Art
December 22nd 2011 21:31
You are looking at this strange image and thinking, what the heck is THAT?
That, ladies and gentlemen, is green glitter paint on one of the blades of my 6-year-old son's ceiling fan. Well, it's not actually HIS ceiling fan. It is my mother's ceiling fan. (Therein lies one of MANY problems.) Said ceiling fan is in the room my son uses. Unfortunately, it is easily accessible from the top bunk of his bunk bed.
Now, no one actually SAW my son paint the ceiling fan. Jake fervently insists the glitter just miraculously appeared one day. He, naturally, had nothing to do with it.
I have only circumstantial evidence--there was some green glitter paint in an art set he got a few birthdays back--but hardened criminals have been convicted on less.
Time out.
12-22-2011.
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