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Harry's End

April 1st 2010 09:39
Bloomin' heck and chuffin' hell
I guess tha knows me far too well!

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Miserable Git

March 20th 2010 10:28
It's true that i'm a miserable git
I have to say it's right
I'm never very cheerful
Distinctly none too bright

My life is very difficult
I do not do too well
No matter whether day or night
I scarcely feel swell

I feel very low and down
So deeply sad and blue
And if you were like me, i think
You'd feel that way too

Please leave me in my misery
It's something I enjoy
I've revelled in this state of mind
Since I was just a boy

When I am very old and grey
More so than I am now
Perhaps I'll grow more cheerful
Though I think not, somehow

I'll always be in misery
It's my right state of mind
So leave me in this state I love
And I'll leave you in kind!
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What's My Name?

March 13th 2010 10:58
Yes it's true, my name is Harry
No, it isn't Lee or Larry
Neither Scott, nor Les or Len
No not even Bill or Ben
I will tell you just this once
Get it deep within your bonce
Because i wont tell you no more
It is me, that's Harry's law!

Yes, my name is Harry Mains
One of those distinguished brains
Quite a clever chap, i'm told
Very brave and highly bold
None too modest, it is true
Taking size eleven shoe
(Well no maybe it is ten
But it wouldn't rhyme well then)

So now you have got my name
Harry Mains, or so i claim
I am such a likely lad
Prone to getting slightly sad
First name's Harry, last name's Mains
Of the most distinguished stains
Do not mix me up with others
Who may claim to be my brothers

Harry Mains, yes that is me
As i hope, by now, you see
It is Harry, Harry Mains
Flying high across the plains
Soaring miles over hills
Through the most breathtaking skills
Yes, my name is - don't forget it
Harry Mains - now don't reset it!
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Glorious Harry!

March 3rd 2010 11:07
Yes, indeed, i'm Harry Mains
Some may say i've got no brains
I say, "Sod them!" they're no good


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Goodbye From Harry

February 11th 2010 10:56
It's true that I don't laugh too much
And people say i'm out of touch
With life as it is now today


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Another Verse From Harry

February 9th 2010 10:57
Some say that I'm a morbid git
Well let them say what they see fit
I do not give one singe toss


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Harry's Second Verse

January 26th 2010 10:44
Some say that I'm a miserable git
I must say that it's true
There's no point me denying it


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First Piece From Harry

January 21st 2010 10:50
I'm in misery, me
As anyone can see
If you were me, you would be too


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Introducing Harry

January 20th 2010 10:49
Hello, I'm Harry Mains
A steady kind of guy
Except for when i get depressed


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