suitably*woundedGot gators? Make Gatorade!
November 5th 2006 06:32
Eh, in review, I see I've been nothing but a wet blanket. So, since everyone is about to start a new week, I figured I'd offer up something perky and uplifting. And no, I don't mean a bra. Unless of course you're talking about black lace and pink satin ribbons.
What have I got then? Well, just some minor things that pep me up when I find life beneath the bottom of the barrel. Therefore, riders of the storm, sit back, hold tie and for Og's sake, put the damn cell phone on vibrate. Weeee!!
Happy Shiny Warm Fuzzy the First: Clean sheets anyone? Yeah, it doesn't matter if you changed them yesterday morning, let that OCD kick into overdrive and assume it's about time again. The coolness on your feetsies will thank you.
HSWF the Second: Snuggle with an animal of your choice. I understand if you don't have one of your own, but I'm positive that some hapless romantic in the park, using their pup for bait, wouldn't mind loaning it out for a poop or four. If you're housebound, I hear dust bunnies hang out year around and you don't have to waste money on feed.
HSWF the Third: Online buddies! Although I don't have any friends left in real life that I didn't run out of the castle with pitchforks and torches, I do have the most excellent Nakama known to man. He's the best one can hope for.... charming, intelligent and far enough away that you don't have to worry about fighting over the Haagen-Dazs. Now if this doesn't apply to you yet, you can always try a chatbot just to confound them with bizarro logic like asking what 3 words in the English language end in -gry. Not your glass of Gatorade? Ya know I'm always here and likely to help you sleep. Or induce catatonia, whichever comes first....
Colorful huh?
What have I got then? Well, just some minor things that pep me up when I find life beneath the bottom of the barrel. Therefore, riders of the storm, sit back, hold tie and for Og's sake, put the damn cell phone on vibrate. Weeee!!
Happy Shiny Warm Fuzzy the First: Clean sheets anyone? Yeah, it doesn't matter if you changed them yesterday morning, let that OCD kick into overdrive and assume it's about time again. The coolness on your feetsies will thank you.
HSWF the Second: Snuggle with an animal of your choice. I understand if you don't have one of your own, but I'm positive that some hapless romantic in the park, using their pup for bait, wouldn't mind loaning it out for a poop or four. If you're housebound, I hear dust bunnies hang out year around and you don't have to waste money on feed.
HSWF the Third: Online buddies! Although I don't have any friends left in real life that I didn't run out of the castle with pitchforks and torches, I do have the most excellent Nakama known to man. He's the best one can hope for.... charming, intelligent and far enough away that you don't have to worry about fighting over the Haagen-Dazs. Now if this doesn't apply to you yet, you can always try a chatbot just to confound them with bizarro logic like asking what 3 words in the English language end in -gry. Not your glass of Gatorade? Ya know I'm always here and likely to help you sleep. Or induce catatonia, whichever comes first....
Colorful huh?
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Eternal Days; Author: Illness, M.
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>> wicked smirk <<
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Eternal Days; Author: Illness, M.
>> wicked smirk << ....
which I bet looks extremely charming while twirling your mustache.
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