Happy Mother's Day: Kicking it Dugger Style
May 9th 2008 20:03
Good Lord they are at it again! Get the catcher's mitt....Michelle Duggar is pregnant . This will be child number 18. Link to MSN article. Last year I reported on the impending birth of child number 17 Link to post. She gave birth last September to the newest J named child (Jennifer). It is May and she is due in 7 months. I am surprised that the Duggar children all let out a collective "Oh f#*k! Not another one for us to raise!"
Here are some "fun" facts about the Duggars taken from their website Duggar Family:
Michelle’s been pregnant for 153 months of her life.
Average number of months between Duggar births is 18.
Estimated number of Duggar diapers to date is 90,000.
The Duggars do approximately 200 loads of laundry each month.
The Duggars feed their entire brood for less than $2,000 per month.
The only person in the Duggar family whose name doesn’t start with "J" is Mom — Michelle.
Every Duggar child learns to play both violin and piano.
The family organizes their household chores by assigning "jurisdictions," so everyone knows exactly what their daily responsibilities are.
The Duggars estimate all the family members combined have worked approximately 39,000 total hours building their new 6,000 square foot house.
The Duggars are debt free.
Rules for Being a Duggar. (As posted in their home)
Always use soft words, even when you don't feel well. (No one can hear you anyway)
Always display kind actions, even if you have been mistreated. (No one will know who started it anyway)
Think pure thoughts. (REALLY? Who has time to think unpure thoughts? They live in a rabbit warren. All that will lead to is another child. I guess intercourse for pleasure is a "no -go" in the Duggar household.)
Never raise a hand to hit.
Never raise a foot to kick.
Never raise an object to throw.
Never raise a voice to yell.
Never raise an eye to scowl.
Use one toy/activity at a time. (Cause you are lucky to get that)
Miswanderlust's Musings
Michelle you have one hell of a resilient uterus What is it made of? How is it not on the outside of your body like a colostmy bag? Is there a drawstring now that opens and closes when needed? Maybe your vagina ought to be an exit only ramp? With so many childbirths how do you not smell like a cat litter box? Your pelvic wall has got to be weak to say the least.
Is it just me or are the children eerily interchangeable?
What is the ecological drain on Arkansas' environment? 90,000 diapers? If Michelle would just practice ecological breastfeeding at least her babies would be spaced every three years.
I am wondering if having so many siblings is an effective birth control measure for the children.
52 is the magic age for menopause so at this rate Michelle only has 10 more children to deliver.
What about if each child had 18 children? The Duggars will be proud grandparents of 324 grandchildren.
Here are some "fun" facts about the Duggars taken from their website Duggar Family:
Michelle’s been pregnant for 153 months of her life.
Average number of months between Duggar births is 18.
Estimated number of Duggar diapers to date is 90,000.
The Duggars do approximately 200 loads of laundry each month.
The Duggars feed their entire brood for less than $2,000 per month.
The only person in the Duggar family whose name doesn’t start with "J" is Mom — Michelle.
Every Duggar child learns to play both violin and piano.
The family organizes their household chores by assigning "jurisdictions," so everyone knows exactly what their daily responsibilities are.
The Duggars estimate all the family members combined have worked approximately 39,000 total hours building their new 6,000 square foot house.
The Duggars are debt free.
Rules for Being a Duggar. (As posted in their home)
Always use soft words, even when you don't feel well. (No one can hear you anyway)
Always display kind actions, even if you have been mistreated. (No one will know who started it anyway)
Think pure thoughts. (REALLY? Who has time to think unpure thoughts? They live in a rabbit warren. All that will lead to is another child. I guess intercourse for pleasure is a "no -go" in the Duggar household.)
Never raise a hand to hit.
Never raise a foot to kick.
Never raise an object to throw.
Never raise a voice to yell.
Never raise an eye to scowl.
Use one toy/activity at a time. (Cause you are lucky to get that)
Miswanderlust's Musings
Michelle you have one hell of a resilient uterus What is it made of? How is it not on the outside of your body like a colostmy bag? Is there a drawstring now that opens and closes when needed? Maybe your vagina ought to be an exit only ramp? With so many childbirths how do you not smell like a cat litter box? Your pelvic wall has got to be weak to say the least.
Is it just me or are the children eerily interchangeable?
What is the ecological drain on Arkansas' environment? 90,000 diapers? If Michelle would just practice ecological breastfeeding at least her babies would be spaced every three years.
I am wondering if having so many siblings is an effective birth control measure for the children.
52 is the magic age for menopause so at this rate Michelle only has 10 more children to deliver.
What about if each child had 18 children? The Duggars will be proud grandparents of 324 grandchildren.
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Comment by Danielle 2
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Comment by Miswanderlust
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Hipnotherapy
No kidding... It is hard to afford even one child! Thanks for stopping by, reading, and commenting. Hope to see you again!
Mis
Comment by Ash
Australian Traveller
Flashes of memories
That`s setting yourself up for some serious retirement - with 18 kids looking after you life can surely only get better!
Comment by Miswanderlust
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Hipnotherapy
I think Michelle might drop dead of exhaustion before she could retire.
Mis