I caught an advanced screening of this epic based on a true story and must admit it rocks like an avalanche on a big toe ARGGHHHH!
The sequel picks up with our hero played this time by Tom Hanks returning to the canyons to indulge his passion for rock climbing only for the same fate to befall him again. This time its his dick which gets stuck "balls deep" between two boulders.
Vince Vaughn doesn't know what a Dilemma is, this is the real deal. I don't want to give the story away other than to say by movies end our canyoner talks in falsetto and at least for a while has a dick shaped like a pancake.
The premise of this movie is strong and there's enough spare body parts for many enjoyable sequels to follow.
Your text goes hereYour text goes hereHan Solo wakes up with the most massive boner in this risque comedy riff on love, loss and massive morning boners.
The sequel to Boogie nights sees Marky Mark back in action swinging his dong in what can only be described as "cock fighting" meets Coyote Wild. Definite Academy award material with a support cast that includes "The Batman" and Arthur (maybe).
A better title would have been Scrotum 3D and imagine the ball sack visuals in your face! I'm giving this baby 3 stars for 2 nuts.
Not to be confused with the full bodied beverage known as the Americano, the American showcases Clooneys ability to look good running around in an open neck suit. It got me wondering how come he's always in an open neck suit when things go bad. Why not a pair of daggy shorts, trackies and an old singlet he likes to sleep in. But that's just personal gripes. Clooney here is brilliant as the creator of facebook. Usually I can't stand films about computers- total nerd territory but Clooney's open neck suit saves the day as he hacks into the user account of all the hotties in the pentagon and rates their "arsenal of weapons". I'm still hping they make a movie about ER and Clooney steps in.
James Cameron's epic sequel to Titanic sees Jack and Rose emerge as smurf like creatures made of blue vein cheese in a galaxay far far awayyyyyyyyyyyy.
"I'm the king of the Smurfs" De Caprio is heard to scream from the bough of his spaceship at the movies zenith.
The plot is complex and in many ways reflects real life politics. The evil Gargamel is once again up to no good as he attempts to smash the eco bunny society to which Jack and Rose now act as solar panels for- their ability to generate rebates from the government supports the smurf ecosystem. Brad Pitt takes a star turn as Papa Smurf.
Based on the famous children’s picture book this is a light hearted romp which could most appropriately be described as “Chinese Grease”. The price of admission is worth it for the musical score alone. Standout numbers include “Tell me Mao, Tell me Mao…” and “Glease is the word” It’s the classic Chinese defector (also the narrator of the story named “Ham and Mao”) falls in love with high school sweet heart-gets into fight with red guard “The C-birds” and triumphs over evil story but fittingly repackaged to appeal to a modern gen Y audience that likes to see guys with tiny packages dance in tights. And yes there is the ubiquitous scene where Ham & Mao packs himself off to a monastery to learn how to dance, fight, sing, practice kabala and adopt African orphans- with special guest star Mrs C -Madonna cast as his teacher. Cate Blanchett provides fine support to the main stars- cast as “Lizzo”and Geoffrey Rush excels as the voice of the mouse friend Confucius that befriends Ham and Mao at the monastery.
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