Pine Cone Art or Pine Cone Abominations?? You Decide!!
November 1st 2011 01:14
Well folks, today we discuss so-called "pine cone art", "pine cone crafts", and "pinecone creations." Let's get er done.
EXHIBIT A
Ok, first off is this a turkey? A bird? WTF is it!! Sort of reminds me of a blood covered velociraptor. Definitely scary pine cone at large loitering in the tree to desecrate your Christmas presents.
EXHIBIT B
Obviously this is a trick perpetrated by the evil conglomeration of pine cone gnomes or parents who hate children. Looks delicious right? You won't think so when your mouth is full of poisonous pine cone sap and spider eggs. And the whole thing was used as a squirrels scent gland scratcher.
EXHIBIT C
Two words: SPIDER CONDO!!!!!
EXHIBIT D
Remember those pine cone gnomes I mentioned? LOOK AT THEIR FACES. Those are evil incarnate. Burn them immediately before they creep into your room at night and stuff those mutant pine hands into your nostrils, suffocating you before they devour your soft tasty eyeballs.
EXHIBIT A
Hmmm......
Ok, first off is this a turkey? A bird? WTF is it!! Sort of reminds me of a blood covered velociraptor. Definitely scary pine cone at large loitering in the tree to desecrate your Christmas presents.
EXHIBIT B
Don't eat this. YOU'LL DIE
Obviously this is a trick perpetrated by the evil conglomeration of pine cone gnomes or parents who hate children. Looks delicious right? You won't think so when your mouth is full of poisonous pine cone sap and spider eggs. And the whole thing was used as a squirrels scent gland scratcher.
EXHIBIT C
Jesus....don't put this in your home.
Two words: SPIDER CONDO!!!!!
EXHIBIT D
omg
Remember those pine cone gnomes I mentioned? LOOK AT THEIR FACES. Those are evil incarnate. Burn them immediately before they creep into your room at night and stuff those mutant pine hands into your nostrils, suffocating you before they devour your soft tasty eyeballs.
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