Gastro Boy on a Surfboard with a Tube of Sunscreen continued
August 17th 2008 05:44
So misfortune struck
And it came to be
A holiday from hell
For this poor family
Sis turned to Mother
Her eyes moist and wet
"We leave with sadness
And a lot of regret"
"We can never come back
And stay in your abode
We reak havoc and chaos
And stories untold"
"We bid you adieu
A very fond farewell
We hope you stay healthy
Sorry about the smell"
The car was packed
And goodbyes were said
Mother felt guilty
And hung her head
The niece she smirked
And said "Thanks a lot
For a trip to remember
I think absolutely not!"
The car drove off
Mother's family all sad
The virus had gone
Yet they all felt bad
Mother slid into gloves
And with domestos in hand
Ventured downstairs
To sterilse the land
In the lavatory she found
Something stuck in the loo
Unrecognisable it was
Mixed in with some poo
She tried to flush the unknown
But the water rose to great heights
Mother shuddered and wretched
At the hideous sight
A surfboard had been jammed
deep into the loo
A blocker for all
Including Tuckers stinky poo
"Karma" she thinks
"I deserve nothing less
I was a rotten host
Who asked for this mess"
So with glove on tight
Pulled as high as it can go
Mother reached in
And sighed "Oh bloody no!"
The obstruction is removed
And water levels subside
Mother is wretching
And vomiting to the side
Two days later
Mother raises her head
To hear her young lad
Puking from his bed!
And it came to be
A holiday from hell
For this poor family
Sis turned to Mother
Her eyes moist and wet
"We leave with sadness
And a lot of regret"
"We can never come back
And stay in your abode
We reak havoc and chaos
And stories untold"
"We bid you adieu
A very fond farewell
We hope you stay healthy
Sorry about the smell"
The car was packed
And goodbyes were said
Mother felt guilty
And hung her head
The niece she smirked
And said "Thanks a lot
For a trip to remember
I think absolutely not!"
The car drove off
Mother's family all sad
The virus had gone
Yet they all felt bad
Mother slid into gloves
And with domestos in hand
Ventured downstairs
To sterilse the land
In the lavatory she found
Something stuck in the loo
Unrecognisable it was
Mixed in with some poo
She tried to flush the unknown
But the water rose to great heights
Mother shuddered and wretched
At the hideous sight
A surfboard had been jammed
deep into the loo
A blocker for all
Including Tuckers stinky poo
"Karma" she thinks
"I deserve nothing less
I was a rotten host
Who asked for this mess"
So with glove on tight
Pulled as high as it can go
Mother reached in
And sighed "Oh bloody no!"
The obstruction is removed
And water levels subside
Mother is wretching
And vomiting to the side
Two days later
Mother raises her head
To hear her young lad
Puking from his bed!
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