Gay penguin pisses on marriage register and ruins wedding.
April 7th 2009 23:46
"The gimp mask was too tight," the husband of the husband said. "If I hadn't had a good old-fashioned bout of anal sex before the ceremony, my bowels would have loosened."
"At least the penis cake was still intact at the reception. Wait till you see the photos of us sucking it."
"All I can say is the pretty little bow on my schlong came loose when I bent over to sign the register, and I gushed. But don't worry, I'll never waste another golden opportunity to have a golden shower again."
"How any man could marry a woman with a vagina is beyond me."
"At least the penis cake was still intact at the reception. Wait till you see the photos of us sucking it."
"All I can say is the pretty little bow on my schlong came loose when I bent over to sign the register, and I gushed. But don't worry, I'll never waste another golden opportunity to have a golden shower again."
"How any man could marry a woman with a vagina is beyond me."
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