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<title>Why I Hate Atheists</title>
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<description>I hate Atheists because they hate God. But tell me something, Mr. Atheist. How can you hate God, if he doesn't exist? Your need to spread Atheism is worse than...</description>
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<title>Legalize Drugs in America!</title>
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<description>First and foremost I want to say that I am not a drug user. Nor am I for the use of drugs other than those used for medical purposes, and...</description>
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<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 19:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>It's A Trap!  The Happening.</title>
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<description>So I just saw The Happening. Without reviewing or talking about the movie, I'm going to talk about how this movie was conceived. M. Night Shamalamawhatever and one of his...</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jun 2008 04:48:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hooray Controversy</title>
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<description>Now in Alphabetical order! Abortion: Free to choose! Death Penalty: Don't kill them, torture their ass! Death is an easy escape! Marijuana Legalization: Only for medical purposes! STFU Hippies we...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 18:35:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Arguing on Orble</title>
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<description>Through out my stay here on Orble I've discovered many people arguing between not only in comments but they even make BLOG POSTS attacking each other. All I have to...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 17:12:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>T3h Zerg Rush Is Back</title>
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<description>Hell, it's about time. Then: Now:</description>
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<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 18:47:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Don't Know Your Political Party Affiliation?</title>
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<description>With the upcoming election, everyone ages 18 should be registered to vote. While filing out that form you're going to be asked what political party you represent. Me, personally, I...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 18:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Commonly Misused Expressions</title>
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<description>I'll be working on a series of grammar-related things that anger me. If I can educate just a few people, I've done something right. All right. Idiomatic in familiar speech...</description>
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<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jan 2008 00:55:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Don't Start With A Definition</title>
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<description>Anybody who starts an essay/paper/article/whatever by defining a term, stop. Seriously. I'm not even joking. If I were to write this article by starting with a definition, it would go...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 19:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Hooking Up With The Same Sex Is Still Cheating</title>
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<description>Disclaimer: This was not sparked by something my girlfriend did. I wrote this because a recent close friend, not to be named, and his slut girlfriend have had to go...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:54:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant At 16</title>
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<description>Yeah, that's right. The little Spears child is preggerz. No really, I don't care. The problem here is that every news site I hit, this is one of the headlines...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 20 Dec 2007 02:23:00 GMT</pubDate>
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<title>Welcome</title>
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<description>What a cliche way to start a blog. NOT cool. So not cool, it shouldn't even be on this blog. What would be really cool is if I won the...</description>
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<pubDate>Thu, 13 Dec 2007 04:10:00 GMT</pubDate>
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