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So I just saw The Happening. Without reviewing or talking about the movie, I'm going to talk about how this movie was conceived.

M. Night Shamalamawhatever and one of his buddies were sitting around drinking one night, when somehow he came up with the idea to bet his buddy he could make a joke movie, promote it as serious, and get a bunch of people to go see it.

Unfortunately for us, he seems to have won that bet.

There's absolutely NO possible way this movie is any little bit serious.

There's also some personal vendetta's in the movie, like how Night's wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/wha tever cheated on him.

That's thrown into the plot somewhere.

I think maybe the underlying message of the movie is "Recycle or plants will kill you."

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Hooray Controversy

May 8th 2008 18:35

Now in Alphabetical order!

Abortion: Free to choose!
Death Penalty: Don't kill them, torture their ass! Death is an easy escape!
Marijuana Legalization: Only for medical purposes! STFU Hippies we don't like you!
Parenting: Parents aren't raising their kids correctly anymore!
Politics: It's all a bunch of BS! Every side is wrong!
Racism: Everybody hates each other, get used to it!
Religion: They're all the same and they're all WRONG!
Same Sex Marriage: Marriage is about LOVE not GENDER!
Stem Cell Research: Just Do It!

War: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing.

Please go post hateful blogs about me.
I sure could use some publicity.

Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.

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Arguing on Orble

May 8th 2008 17:12

Through out my stay here on Orble I've discovered many people arguing between not only in comments but they even make BLOG POSTS attacking each other.

All I have to say is this:

Aruging on Orble is like running in the special olympics.
Even if you win, you're STILL RETARDED.

If anyone even tries to start an argument with me, I'll ignore you. I am above that sort of thing.

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T3h Zerg Rush Is Back

January 6th 2008 18:47

Hell, it's about time.

Then

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Don't Know Your Political Party Affiliation?

January 4th 2008 18:10

With the upcoming election, everyone ages 18 should be registered to vote.
While filing out that form you're going to be asked what political party you represent.
Me, personally, I left it blank because I don't agree with everything any one political party says. And why associate my self with the Liberals if I think the Conservatives have a few good points, or vice versa? But that's just me, personally. Many of you may agree 100% with one political party. Many of you don't know who you agree with because well shit...you don't know anything about politics

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Commonly Misused Expressions

January 4th 2008 00:55

I'll be working on a series of grammar-related things that anger me. If I can educate just a few people, I've done something right.

All right.
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Don't Start With A Definition

January 3rd 2008 19:54

Anybody who starts an essay/paper/article/whatever by defining a term, stop. Seriously. I'm not even joking. If I were to write this article by starting with a definition, it would go something like this:

"Incompetent is defined by Google.com as 'any person who, though not insane, is, by reason of old age, disease, weakness of mind, or any other cause, unable unassisted to properly meet requirements for a suited purpose

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Hooking Up With The Same Sex Is Still Cheating

January 3rd 2008 02:54

Disclaimer: This was not sparked by something my girlfriend did. I wrote this because a recent close friend, not to be named, and his slut girlfriend have had to go through this, shall I say, traumatic experience. My girlfriend Alex happens to be amazing, and wouldn't do this. Also it helps that AT LEAST two of my ex girlfriends have done this.

I've dated a few girls who considered them selves "bisexual." I put that in quotes because I'm not really sure if they were or not. I know plenty of people do it these days for the attention. It's become quite the trend here in America, I'm not sure about anywhere else in the world. Most of these girls found it okay for them to hook up with other girls while dating me. This is not okay! This is wrong! I don't care what you think or how you feel, if you're dating someone, and you so much as KISS someone else, you're cheating. It's not a hard concept to grasp

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Jamie Lynn Spears Pregnant At 16

December 20th 2007 02:23

Yeah, that's right. The little Spears child is preggerz.
No really, I don't care.
The problem here is that every news site I hit, this is one of the headlines. Front page news

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