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Little Johnny Strokes again

March 12th 2011 10:49

The teacher asked the class to use the word 'fascinate' in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'

The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.

Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see RockCity and I was 'fascinated.'

The teacher said, 'Well, That was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher

hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.

Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'

The teacher sat down and cried.

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Women

December 14th 2010 12:07

For those of you that simply DID NOT know:

ALL women are ANGELs . . . . .

Then occasionally when someone comes along and breaks our wings....

We strong women simply continue to fly....
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On a broomstick....

ALL women are simply flexible like that!!

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Women

December 14th 2010 12:06

ALL women are simply flexible like that!!

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DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS..

December 2nd 2010 23:15

Learn from your elders

A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easy. So the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists saying that the game is a lot of fun. I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500, he says

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Finally a REAL solution to airport security

November 29th 2010 08:36

Well it's finally happened, some-one has finally solved the dilema on airport security and what's best is its EASY, its QUICK and it'll save heap and heaps of money and time . .

So what is it???
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The Divorced Barbie Doll

November 26th 2010 14:02

One day a father gets out of work and on his way home suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday. He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95

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Some men WISH!!

November 21st 2010 14:42

Hi guys,

I just had to share this photo. Now if my hubby tried to do this there would be trouble, LOL . . I was emailed this pic by a friend.
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When a woman lies

November 18th 2010 02:54

One day, when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The seamstress replied that her thimble had fallen into the water and that she needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family. The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden thimble set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress replied, "No

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Company Condoms

November 8th 2010 12:16

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly.

* Nike Condoms: Just do it

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TURPENTINE VS HOLY WATER

October 18th 2010 08:24

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A while later a Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.

The little boy replied, "This is the most powerful liquid in the world, it's called turpentine

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