Let me tell you why I love Cate Blanchett.
She is easily Australia’s most talented actor. She is wealthy, famous and down to earth. She remains unblemished in the commercial press, a true rarity nowadays. There’s no doubt about it:
Cate
Is
Great
Despite the trappings of her fame and fortune she has no qualms about giving back to the community. Giving back to Australia, the country that she loves. On the 26th of Feb Cate Blanchett agreed to make coffee and lap dance for the representatives of Kevin Rudd’s 2020 Summit.
Cate was reticent at first but when Kevin (07) waved the “Cate must dress like a nurse” clause, she jumped on board immediately.
It’s refreshing to see a woman so willing to get into the kitchen and brew coffee for the nation.
Let me tell you why I love Kevin Rudd.
He can speak Chinese, he is forward thinking and he said “Sorry”. Politically Kevin (07) is that feeling of relief you get after discovering your not HIV positive anymore. No longer suffering from the ravishing disease you contracted on the night of the ‘96 Federal Election. There’s no doubt about it
Kevin
. Is
Heaven.
Kevin (07) apologized to Indigenous Australians. An apology that was long overdue. He paved the way for healthy and flourishing communication between Indigenous Australians and the Government. These conversations will mark the end of their socio-economic ostracism.
It was good, no… bloody fantastic to see how Kevin (07)’s focus has now shifted to women. It’s about bloody time we suppress that no good gender.
“He said that he will make them a minority,” A friend close to Kevin (07) said. “He said that we (men) would over represent them (women) in every government planning committee. Cut their contribution to society. Starve their influence. Slowly move them into the outskirts of society. It was there, he said, they would stay.”
Inspiring stuff.
Now I don’t mean to say that this “fe-whaling” of the population is going to happen straight away. The changes will take years, possibly a generation. It’s about future cultural reeducation. Kevin’s PR move was brilliant. Get a high-profile token chick onboard. What better way to gain the most public attention for your policies then getting an Australian Hollywood A-lister to prepare the food and dance provocatively on the laps of the conference’s representatives?
If Cate’s doing it, then every woman should do it. That’ll be his first move.
Cooking
=
Freedom
The reason for this policy shift, women threaten Kevin (07). His wife, $Thérèse$, is a successful business owner, worth millions. A soft cookie, I think not. She’s not from the “mouth shut, oven open” generation of Jeanette Howard. No, She represents the evolved woman. A woman who, I bet my bottom dollar “wears the pants”.
Then there’s the Gillard problem. Julia is hiding somewhere, breathing down his neck, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. When she strikes it will be quick and unleash the fires of hell. It will be violent, brutal and red. So red, in fact, that Gillard’s attack will change the house of Reps to the colour of the senate. Kevin (07) knows this. He knows there is estrogen pumping from all directions and he has no umbrella with which to shield himself.
He must act now!
Kevin (07)’s “Pulverize Poonani” Platform is a sure-fire PR winner. I think it takes a man with extremely brave thoughts and progressive dreams to hold a conference planning for Australia’s future with only white middle-aged men at the vanguard.
Kevin (07) – One
Women - Zero
She is easily Australia’s most talented actor. She is wealthy, famous and down to earth. She remains unblemished in the commercial press, a true rarity nowadays. There’s no doubt about it:
Cate
Is
Great
Despite the trappings of her fame and fortune she has no qualms about giving back to the community. Giving back to Australia, the country that she loves. On the 26th of Feb Cate Blanchett agreed to make coffee and lap dance for the representatives of Kevin Rudd’s 2020 Summit.
Cate was reticent at first but when Kevin (07) waved the “Cate must dress like a nurse” clause, she jumped on board immediately.
It’s refreshing to see a woman so willing to get into the kitchen and brew coffee for the nation.
Let me tell you why I love Kevin Rudd.
He can speak Chinese, he is forward thinking and he said “Sorry”. Politically Kevin (07) is that feeling of relief you get after discovering your not HIV positive anymore. No longer suffering from the ravishing disease you contracted on the night of the ‘96 Federal Election. There’s no doubt about it
Kevin
. Is
Heaven.
Kevin (07) apologized to Indigenous Australians. An apology that was long overdue. He paved the way for healthy and flourishing communication between Indigenous Australians and the Government. These conversations will mark the end of their socio-economic ostracism.
It was good, no… bloody fantastic to see how Kevin (07)’s focus has now shifted to women. It’s about bloody time we suppress that no good gender.
“He said that he will make them a minority,” A friend close to Kevin (07) said. “He said that we (men) would over represent them (women) in every government planning committee. Cut their contribution to society. Starve their influence. Slowly move them into the outskirts of society. It was there, he said, they would stay.”
Inspiring stuff.
Now I don’t mean to say that this “fe-whaling” of the population is going to happen straight away. The changes will take years, possibly a generation. It’s about future cultural reeducation. Kevin’s PR move was brilliant. Get a high-profile token chick onboard. What better way to gain the most public attention for your policies then getting an Australian Hollywood A-lister to prepare the food and dance provocatively on the laps of the conference’s representatives?
If Cate’s doing it, then every woman should do it. That’ll be his first move.
Cooking
=
Freedom
The reason for this policy shift, women threaten Kevin (07). His wife, $Thérèse$, is a successful business owner, worth millions. A soft cookie, I think not. She’s not from the “mouth shut, oven open” generation of Jeanette Howard. No, She represents the evolved woman. A woman who, I bet my bottom dollar “wears the pants”.
Then there’s the Gillard problem. Julia is hiding somewhere, breathing down his neck, waiting for the perfect moment to strike. When she strikes it will be quick and unleash the fires of hell. It will be violent, brutal and red. So red, in fact, that Gillard’s attack will change the house of Reps to the colour of the senate. Kevin (07) knows this. He knows there is estrogen pumping from all directions and he has no umbrella with which to shield himself.
He must act now!
Kevin (07)’s “Pulverize Poonani” Platform is a sure-fire PR winner. I think it takes a man with extremely brave thoughts and progressive dreams to hold a conference planning for Australia’s future with only white middle-aged men at the vanguard.
Kevin (07) – One
Women - Zero
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