A Dogs Life
December 4th 2011 21:57
Once upon a happening before time, there was a dog, a very large dog; he was able to go anywhere he wanted, whenever he chose to do so.
As usual there were fleas in residence; some were happily ensconced in ideal conditions around the front legs which gave wonderful views of the ever changing vista with balmy breezes but unknown to them other fleas were located near the back end and conditions were not quite
Ideal however they knew no other so were just as content.
As the colony of fleas grew and started to communicate, words began to form in the language of the fleas on the legs, they were called flenglish , they had a haughtiness about them which developed due to them thinking they knew everything .
Now the fleas located around the back end, they were called fleasians, developed with a different language and culture due to their way of living in hotter climates and the constant upheaval of the surface conditions. There were other fleas with different names, lots of them.
As the groups of fleas expanded over the surface of the dog, some found places to stay but some always moved around all over and soon found trouble communicating due to the different languages and culture and had to resort to pointing and gestures to get by.
Realizing the need for a more efficient means of communicating a system of reflecting pictures and sound was invented so the fleas in the front legs could chat to fleas that had migrated to the back legs could still keep in touch. This revolutionized the way fleas thought; no longer did the flenglish fleas think they knew everything and the fleasians discovered other fleas on the
dogs existed and following several battles and skirmishes over who owned the dog it was agreed no fleas owned anything but had access to parts only while they lived.
This ability to communicate with other fleas no matter where they resided on the dogs surface was the result of much effort in reflective screens called wonderful window wonder, shortened to www this revolutionized from there on how fleas all over the dog lived.
The story is on-going no flea knows the ending, or how everything will work out or whether more conflict will arise before it is realized there is only one dog and all fleas no matter how
they speak or how they live rely on each other.
As usual there were fleas in residence; some were happily ensconced in ideal conditions around the front legs which gave wonderful views of the ever changing vista with balmy breezes but unknown to them other fleas were located near the back end and conditions were not quite
Ideal however they knew no other so were just as content.
As the colony of fleas grew and started to communicate, words began to form in the language of the fleas on the legs, they were called flenglish , they had a haughtiness about them which developed due to them thinking they knew everything .
Now the fleas located around the back end, they were called fleasians, developed with a different language and culture due to their way of living in hotter climates and the constant upheaval of the surface conditions. There were other fleas with different names, lots of them.
As the groups of fleas expanded over the surface of the dog, some found places to stay but some always moved around all over and soon found trouble communicating due to the different languages and culture and had to resort to pointing and gestures to get by.
Realizing the need for a more efficient means of communicating a system of reflecting pictures and sound was invented so the fleas in the front legs could chat to fleas that had migrated to the back legs could still keep in touch. This revolutionized the way fleas thought; no longer did the flenglish fleas think they knew everything and the fleasians discovered other fleas on the
dogs existed and following several battles and skirmishes over who owned the dog it was agreed no fleas owned anything but had access to parts only while they lived.
This ability to communicate with other fleas no matter where they resided on the dogs surface was the result of much effort in reflective screens called wonderful window wonder, shortened to www this revolutionized from there on how fleas all over the dog lived.
The story is on-going no flea knows the ending, or how everything will work out or whether more conflict will arise before it is realized there is only one dog and all fleas no matter how
they speak or how they live rely on each other.
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