Forget James Boag.
April 21st 2009 22:57
James Boag, the brewers, launched a very successful advertising campaign: Who is James Boag? Clever. Classy ads. Was James really Jamella?
There's been quite a bit of speculation on Orble over who Mr Smith is. But who is Mrs Smith? Certain bloggers will maintain Mr Smith is not a female. But she is. And Mrs Smith is a male.
And they are two separate identities. And that's the net. People will call it deception. But deception on the net is to pretend to be something you're not, not state you're something you're not. There's quite a distinction between the two.
There are bloggers pretending to be nice, when they're not. I've never pretended to be nice. Now Mr Smith (the female) is nice. Okay so she has a blokey sense of humour. Hence the confusion over whether or not she is female. Maybe that's why we get on? It's like being with your best mate and getting a shag at the end of the day. What more could a woman who is a man ask for?
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You always say the right thing!
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I've only seen the 'who is James Boag?' ad on TV, and I just thought it was a rip-off of 'The Thomas Crown Affair'
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Tell me about confusion. One minute you have a blog. The next minute you don't. The next minute you do again. It doesn't pay to be popular. Untalented people get very jealous of you, and go into litigation-mode. I always thought playgrounds were for all the kiddies to play on. Not just the queen of the slippery-dip.
Since I'm living with Mr Smith, it only seemed right to do the anti-modern-female thing and not keep my own name but take that of my concubine. The confusion if I became Mr Smith was too much to contemplate. We don't need two Mr Smiths on Orble. So Mrs Smith it was. And is.
It's a lovely modern relationship. Mr Smith is out cleaning houses. I'm home playing the dutiful domestic. Cleaners are like plumbers. Plumbers' toilets never work, and cleaners' houses are never clean.
And yes, the Boags ad was a rip off. I often wonder why these people who rip other people's ideas off aren't sued. Maybe successful people don't feel the need to litigate?
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I think they're making scones over on Moonglow's blog.
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We're thinking of launching our own brand of chips.
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I don't think we'd get away with putting our home videos on Orble.
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Yeah, they could call it Mr. & Mrs. Smith
Oh, wait...
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No, go on ... do tell ...
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Sarcasm is a little hard to get across internetland I guess .
Just out of curiosity, Australian?
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Na. I got it. I guess getting sarcasm is just as hard to get across. Text is nothing like speaking. Unless you've heard the person or met them. There's no tones or inflections.
Yeah, I'm Australian. Of the caucasian kind. Irish ancestry. You have to qualify what type of Australian you are nowadays. Because everyone who lives here is Australian. Even the aboriginals migrated here, so I heard. Not sure where from. They were canoe-people. Forerunners of the boat people.
I think if you go overseas, people will say they're Greek or Italian or Iranian or Turkish, etc, and everyone else is a foreigner, but political correctness hasn't got quite the grip in some countries as it does here. Never call a Serbian a Croatian, so they say.
At least when the New World Order comes into force we'll all be one big happy family. "I come from the world. You? Same. What's with the suntan? Oh before we were all just Worldlings I came from what was formerly Africa."
I'm looking forward mainly to the one-world-religion. A nice religion where atheists and Christians belong to the same relgion. It's the logical progression from all gods are the same to no God is the same as God. We'll all agree. I can see it working. The whole world happy. History tells us that will be the case doesn't it?
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Hahahahaha
I too am Australian, English ancestry (a little more recent than the whole convict thing too) on one side...
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