FLING WITHOUT WINGS
March 5th 2008 19:24
I was drawn to the rough diamond type as a teenager and got introduced to a rich fellow and his mate jimmy. Now they were looking for some fun and said they were gonna take a pal and myself to blackpol for a great night, I booked off a friday in work .Getting time off was a no no in the job and saturdays were flat out from 8. 30 am to 5. 30 am so it was crutial i was to be in on the saturday. I said no worries ill be in boss.
I was awaiting the rough diamond geezers when they arrived in a jaguar with some false plates they had just had made spelling the words HOT 22. We laughed at the guys getting all giddy, but wasnt sure about the joke.As we were driving down to our destination with the roof off posing, we couldnt help but laugh at the passers by gawping at us. They took us for a lovely meal and then decided a little water sport was the order of the day. That was closed so the guy said i know lets hire a plane for the afetrnoon ,we all agreed.
We boarded a 9 man plane and took off bobbing up and down it was like a gold fish bowl the weather was great, and the pilot happy to show us the sights. The guy in the front seat who was with us went green that was funny as the pilot turned off the engine to do a little gliding.Before we decided to fly we had stopped off at a 5 star hotel to book in for the evening, that was fine we were to go there later.We came down to earth and sat in the small waiting area to have a little drinkipoo.As the guys went to pay with the credit card it was declined so they asked if we had booked in anywhere and our host explained which hotel we had booked in.
As my friend and i waited for the guys to get cash back on the card from the hotel we chatted to the young pilots. We heard the lads when came back and i overheard one of them say yes you have our redg number HOT22. I thought oh yes whats going on. We left and went to a bar before walking into a plush hotel. The owner decided to escort us to our room which seemed to be outside in an anex. As we messed around on the bed and looked in the room 5 minutes later there was a knock on the door. As i opened it there was every copper from blackpool you could imagine. We got handcuffed and took down to the station in seperate cars. Strip searched and thrown in the cells for the night.
At the time my friend had a child she was crying and i tried to calm her down saying we would be out in no time. It turned out the guys were usling stolen credit cards and we had been shafted, by them .The interviews took place and my friend asked for a soliciter, i replied by saying dont be stupid you only see that on films. As the night and morning drew in i could only think of the job and the boss, my mum was away but the milk would still be on the doorstep and the neighbours would be talking , the curtains were also left wide open .The only thing i asked was that the policeman phoned my boss.To tell her the score.
We were released without charge the boys were left in for another night. As i was released i immediatly phoned the boss who hadnt a clue were i was . i only had 20 pence for the call and shouted im just out of the nick now and ill phone you when i get home,yes you could imagine the horror of her voice , i put the phone down and rode home on the train.
We knew the lads had women already and that was yet to come. The partner of the driver went to the nick and smashed up his jag as he had also asked for some clothes to be brought in she had ripped them up and brought in a bright green baggy pair of shorts and a rab c nesbitt vest. lesson learn . i returned to the job and was handed the p 45 .my mother was none the wiser.
I was awaiting the rough diamond geezers when they arrived in a jaguar with some false plates they had just had made spelling the words HOT 22. We laughed at the guys getting all giddy, but wasnt sure about the joke.As we were driving down to our destination with the roof off posing, we couldnt help but laugh at the passers by gawping at us. They took us for a lovely meal and then decided a little water sport was the order of the day. That was closed so the guy said i know lets hire a plane for the afetrnoon ,we all agreed.
We boarded a 9 man plane and took off bobbing up and down it was like a gold fish bowl the weather was great, and the pilot happy to show us the sights. The guy in the front seat who was with us went green that was funny as the pilot turned off the engine to do a little gliding.Before we decided to fly we had stopped off at a 5 star hotel to book in for the evening, that was fine we were to go there later.We came down to earth and sat in the small waiting area to have a little drinkipoo.As the guys went to pay with the credit card it was declined so they asked if we had booked in anywhere and our host explained which hotel we had booked in.
As my friend and i waited for the guys to get cash back on the card from the hotel we chatted to the young pilots. We heard the lads when came back and i overheard one of them say yes you have our redg number HOT22. I thought oh yes whats going on. We left and went to a bar before walking into a plush hotel. The owner decided to escort us to our room which seemed to be outside in an anex. As we messed around on the bed and looked in the room 5 minutes later there was a knock on the door. As i opened it there was every copper from blackpool you could imagine. We got handcuffed and took down to the station in seperate cars. Strip searched and thrown in the cells for the night.
At the time my friend had a child she was crying and i tried to calm her down saying we would be out in no time. It turned out the guys were usling stolen credit cards and we had been shafted, by them .The interviews took place and my friend asked for a soliciter, i replied by saying dont be stupid you only see that on films. As the night and morning drew in i could only think of the job and the boss, my mum was away but the milk would still be on the doorstep and the neighbours would be talking , the curtains were also left wide open .The only thing i asked was that the policeman phoned my boss.To tell her the score.
We were released without charge the boys were left in for another night. As i was released i immediatly phoned the boss who hadnt a clue were i was . i only had 20 pence for the call and shouted im just out of the nick now and ill phone you when i get home,yes you could imagine the horror of her voice , i put the phone down and rode home on the train.
We knew the lads had women already and that was yet to come. The partner of the driver went to the nick and smashed up his jag as he had also asked for some clothes to be brought in she had ripped them up and brought in a bright green baggy pair of shorts and a rab c nesbitt vest. lesson learn . i returned to the job and was handed the p 45 .my mother was none the wiser.
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