Hello (hello) Good Mornin' (Good Mornin')
December 15th 2010 19:19
I awoke this morning to the harsh sound of my alarm buzzing in my ear. Wiped the drool off my cheek. Stumbled out of bed into the bathroom. Suantered unenthusiastically into the kitchen. Dumped yesterday's coffee grounds into the garbage & started up a new pot. Tried to eat breakfast but realized my box of Frosted Mini Wheats only contained crumbs. Took a luke-warm shower because the neighbor below me decided to take a shower at the exact same time. Got ready for work. Before scraping the ice off of my car and driving in to my mundane office job, I made a pit stop at my computer, logged into Facebook, and "liked" the following page:
I hate when I wake up in the morning and I don't feel like P-Diddy
I hate when I wake up in the morning and I don't feel like P-Diddy
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