http://www.orble.com/eternal-days-author-illness-m/ Welcome to my institutionalized world, tired and weary ( ? ) travelers. Hopefully you won't be sequestered, but since we do aim to make your stay a crazy one. And although goodie bags of DVD copies of Girl, Interrupted, the director's cut (hahahaha) and platinum souvenir-addition of The Noose are happily provided. Just check with the head nurse, Ratched, in charge and I'm sure she can hook you up between group therapy sessions. Until then, Prince Valiant in candy form is also available, as well as the DSM for some light reading. Enjoy your stay and keep the jacket too. It's on the house. Ciao my little imaginary friends! Or aren't you? en Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:47:00 GMT Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:47:00 GMT info@orble.com info@orble.com http://www.orble.com/userimages/user2828_1162537465.jpg http://www.orble.com/eternal-days-author-illness-m/ http://www.orble.com/a-very-pissed-off-limerick/ First, sorry for the lack of updates this past week. I've spent most of my every waking minute with my brother in the hospital. That said.... My dear David is... http://www.orble.com/a-very-pissed-off-limerick/#comments http://www.orble.com/a-very-pissed-off-limerick/ Mon, 27 Nov 2006 12:47:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/defragging-my-religiosity-hard-drive/ Last post I explained what got my family all caught up into a 'Come to Jesus' meeting whirlwind and how that began with my grandfather's death, my mother being left... http://www.orble.com/defragging-my-religiosity-hard-drive/#comments http://www.orble.com/defragging-my-religiosity-hard-drive/ Sat, 18 Nov 2006 20:56:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/you-got-your-religion-in-my-life-you-got-your-life-in-my-religion/ Reese's Peanut Butter Cups commercial of my youth. Also, as I have a lot of issues here, be forewarned that this may be rather humorless and that my personal experiences... http://www.orble.com/you-got-your-religion-in-my-life-you-got-your-life-in-my-religion/#comments http://www.orble.com/you-got-your-religion-in-my-life-you-got-your-life-in-my-religion/ Thu, 16 Nov 2006 23:19:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/on-the-sortaacceptable-semisweet-chocolate-chip-ship-lollipop/ You tell I'm a bit over zealous by the title, huh? That's 'cause today is an okay day. I actually got some sleep during the night. Who'd have thunk it... http://www.orble.com/on-the-sortaacceptable-semisweet-chocolate-chip-ship-lollipop/#comments http://www.orble.com/on-the-sortaacceptable-semisweet-chocolate-chip-ship-lollipop/ Wed, 15 Nov 2006 18:39:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/what-beat-i-cant-dance/ At least not with that asshole Insomnia as my partner. He has no rhythm and leads ass backwards, always out of step with everybody else on the floor! Dammit, that's... http://www.orble.com/what-beat-i-cant-dance/#comments http://www.orble.com/what-beat-i-cant-dance/ Wed, 15 Nov 2006 00:53:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/i-just-wish-my-mother-was-an-alien/ Instead, she's more of a cross between Carrie''s *courtesy www.impawards.com*" wrap="1" title="Carrie" margin="5"] mom, G.W. Bush Jr. and Anita Bryant with her tinfoil hat. In more modern day terms, she'd... http://www.orble.com/i-just-wish-my-mother-was-an-alien/#comments http://www.orble.com/i-just-wish-my-mother-was-an-alien/ Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:25:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/defuhnishuhns-from-the-funny-farm/ I've had a couple of kind people ask me specifically what the hell I'm talking about, because I'd been remiss for not stating the meaning behind the clinical (well, for... http://www.orble.com/defuhnishuhns-from-the-funny-farm/#comments http://www.orble.com/defuhnishuhns-from-the-funny-farm/ Sun, 12 Nov 2006 19:00:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/normal-people-does-not-compute/ Ever since I began dealing with this drain on my soul, I understood how the other half lived. Hell, I'd just recently been in the same universe. And after that... http://www.orble.com/normal-people-does-not-compute/#comments http://www.orble.com/normal-people-does-not-compute/ Sun, 12 Nov 2006 01:48:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/the-rainbow-techocolor-upside-of-insanity/ Just a couple of the more endearing things I've noticed in my tenure of being PVT. Nutso. Enjoy! All the better to eat you with, my dear. I mean, amuse... http://www.orble.com/the-rainbow-techocolor-upside-of-insanity/#comments http://www.orble.com/the-rainbow-techocolor-upside-of-insanity/ Fri, 10 Nov 2006 23:57:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/wanna-run-away/ .... and join the circus? Although that didn't occur to me in the middle of last night, I wish it had. Seems the depression that overwhelmed me yesterday, teemed up... http://www.orble.com/wanna-run-away/#comments http://www.orble.com/wanna-run-away/ Thu, 09 Nov 2006 20:27:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/david-cancer/ From the "Who in the hell's life could be this bad?" category, I've another file to share with you because, I assume, it's what has brought on this severe bout... http://www.orble.com/david-cancer/#comments http://www.orble.com/david-cancer/ Wed, 08 Nov 2006 03:46:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/ocd/ If you're OCD and you know it clap your hands, If you're OCD and you know it And you really wanna show it, If you're OCD and you know it... http://www.orble.com/ocd/#comments http://www.orble.com/ocd/ Tue, 07 Nov 2006 07:41:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/rhoda/ You know which one, but now it is with even more length! The name is Rhoda and I want to share her with you today because she gave me fits... http://www.orble.com/rhoda/#comments http://www.orble.com/rhoda/ Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:21:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/more-happy-suggestions/ ....Which just forever means I forgot the damn rest or hit submit too soon or I can blame it on the position of the moon or something. HSWF the Fourth... http://www.orble.com/more-happy-suggestions/#comments http://www.orble.com/more-happy-suggestions/ Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:57:00 GMT http://www.orble.com/happy-suggestions/ Eh, in review, I see I've been nothing but a wet blanket. So, since everyone is about to start a new week, I figured I'd offer up something perky and... http://www.orble.com/happy-suggestions/#comments http://www.orble.com/happy-suggestions/ Sun, 05 Nov 2006 06:32:00 GMT