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Emotions: a poem(with roses and sad)

July 15th 2007 07:45
My how long is my arse
how long is my arse?

It is so long and yet so short
Nearly too short for you
Oh, Why could you not see?

Was it because you were
Blinded?
Blinded by your fingers

In your ears

Could you not see
Because of my arse?

My short little

arse

Or was it the poo

on your fingers that made its way into your nasal tract rendering you incapable of smelling


the sweet

sweet roses


of


me...


...



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Comment by Miss Nomer

July 15th 2007 07:57
Dear Norm...I think it would make a great jingle for the kleenex personal hygenie wipes...you should contact Kimberly Clarke..post haste x

Comment by Tracy

July 15th 2007 08:08
I saw it...

Comment by Miss Nomer

July 15th 2007 08:14
Hi Tracy...Excuse me Norm...for off tracking....

You saw it and then was rendered blind from the absolute beauty??

This post conjured up a recent memory...Fri night in fact.
Did a sleepover at my friends house and we watched Borat...the scene in that with the arses has to be possibly the worse arse material ever filmed (not counting cheap porn)....there are arses and then there was that.....X

Comment by Tracy

July 15th 2007 08:23
I only really read half the poem Miss...the second half scared me off...

And yes that part in Borat was completely gross, can't even think about it.

Comment by Norm

July 16th 2007 02:54
MissNomer,
I'm on it.
The mission to contact Kleenex, I mean.
Cheers,
Norm

Comment by Norm

July 16th 2007 02:55
Tracy,
thanks for acknowledging the poetic nature of the piece.
The second half needs work.

I put the faux in folk-art.

Cheers,
Norm

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