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Elvis Death

April 9th 2012 02:02
Elvis was big and fat in his later years. His drug taking began with his mother's contraception pills, then moved to to weight loss pills in the army, after this he moved to proper medication for which he had to fake a thousand different conditions. He took some valium, morphine, codeine, and demorol to name a few. A lot of pills he took have the body and upper and downer effect, and this in itself gave him an irregular heart beat.

On August 16, 1977 Elvis was doing something in the bathroom - taking drugs and trying his best to go to the toilet which was very hard because he had bad cramps due to constipation - when he had a heart attack. Some people say he slumped down on the toilet itself, others say he fell onto his knees, whacked his chin on the toilet seat, bit his tongue, and slumped onto the floor. Others still say he was bumped in the back of the head by jealous Priscilla who wanted his millions on his death. Others also say he was trying to stuff his own faeces down his throat and died. Others finally say that he had broken his tongue when trying to click it, and he had fainted.

Elvis's body was apparently found by daughter Lisa Marie. An ambulance was called. Elvis was rushed to the hospital, and there he was pronounced dead. His father Vernon was given his autopsy report which was seal until 2027 - fifty years after his death. It is said he had two cuts made on either side of his belly, his organs were moved around a bit, but they were so contaminated with bad smell they had to cease from pulling out the organs and studying them. They just shoved him in a box and got rid of him for good. Others say that he had breasts of a woman on his death bed, and was a freaky transsexual. No one is expecting that he was a wierd alien creature or anything, or that he had fake organs which were operating by a rolled up but of cloth around the left side, and another bit of cloth on the right side, or expecting he is like Billy the Kid or something. Nope, there should be nothing alarming, but the fact that Vernon has put his report in a volt has made the anticipation of its recordings being released ever more intriguing.

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