Why did the chicken cross the road? (LINK)
September 5th 2008 02:00
So that's a classic, and I remember the day when I actually got it, and realised why it was funny and not just obvious. I mean, `to get to the other side'?? Of course! Why else would a chicken (or anyone else for that matter) cross the road?
Well, to be fair, we all have reasons that qualify the `get to the other side' result.
One of my favourites (since I work as an Accounts Clerk in my day job I guess) is:
Why did the accountant cross the road?
Because he checked the records and they said he did it last year.
Lol
Hmm
No?
Ok.
Anyhow...
Here's a few I came up with a couple of nights ago (I think; maybe I've just remembered them. But I'm pretty sure they're my own).
Why did the Jazz Musician cross the road?
Because he felt like it
Why did the Artist cross the road?
Why do you think she did?
Why did the Old Punk cross the road?
Because Margaret Thatcher is a cow
Why did the Hammer cross the road?
It was time.
So, there you go. Anyone else have any good ones? Either way, keep crossing dem roads, you never know what interesting people, um, chickens you might meet.
Earl.
Well, to be fair, we all have reasons that qualify the `get to the other side' result.
One of my favourites (since I work as an Accounts Clerk in my day job I guess) is:
Why did the accountant cross the road?
Because he checked the records and they said he did it last year.
Lol
Hmm
No?
Ok.
Anyhow...
Here's a few I came up with a couple of nights ago (I think; maybe I've just remembered them. But I'm pretty sure they're my own).
Why did the Jazz Musician cross the road?
Because he felt like it
Why did the Artist cross the road?
Why do you think she did?
Why did the Old Punk cross the road?
Because Margaret Thatcher is a cow
Why did the Hammer cross the road?
It was time.
So, there you go. Anyone else have any good ones? Either way, keep crossing dem roads, you never know what interesting people, um, chickens you might meet.
Earl.
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