Drama part 2
September 27th 2011 14:58
If you don't remember where I left off on part one well here's a quick flash back: fiancé full of spirits aka ill can of aluminum delights, changed plans and Cosmo...
So, like I was saying things hit the fan , he apparently was still full of the spirits the night before... dude he went all the way fed on me like that's my friend he needs me and we (his family ) will always have time to spend with him we live together....all that jazz. If I tell you I wanted to take my left fist and knock the dog sh** out of him but being the woman that I am , I held my mouth..oh I was hotter than fish like for real, the kids were mad at first as usual but after oh about 3 minutes they were fine that meant they could go back to playing with their toys and things. Once the kids left the room to go do their thing, Ray was still going off and that normally happens the morning after, which is not surprising they way he indulged man those spirits kicked his ass..LMAO. Any how I was in a feisty mood so I asked my bull headed fiancé once again if we could go do our family thing..there was a moment of silence ...........still silence.....
I was of course looking at him like ok are you stuck or something what's up, let me know.....dude he bust out in tears I must have died laughing I tried so hard not to laugh but could not help it his facial expression looked like he was confused,happy,and sad all in the same look...it was hilarious. ...I asked through the laughter what was wrong ( in my head knowing nothing was wrong ) all he could say was that his stomach is hungry and having a battle to reach his back...Seriously I had to step back and take a moment before I laughed my self into tears...
I put on a straight face real quick and asked him to explain what that means to me....he looked at me eyes still wet from crying and said I am hungry and my stomach is damn near touching my back ,then he said listen ...so I listened for a second and heard a stomach growl that's normal im thinking you know but he blurted out see their in battle right now. I stopped and asked him is that why your crying he said yes, Im crying because if I don't get anything to eat soon my back will win the battle and his stomach will be a shriveled lil prune and all his sexiness will be gone. I did not know weather to be mad at how dumb that sounds or to laugh cuz the crap was hilarious to me.. So I didn't say anything out loud but inside I was like a bag of popcorn ready to explode... I told him I needed to run to the store really quick to grab a soda ...I got in the car and I laughed OMG for about 15 minutes I have never heard anything like that , but coming out of Ray we can expect anything....
After laughing till my side hurt I got back home made my dude a sandwich told him I love him by that time Cosmo was there so I was all back to the hard core Ray. I simply went through the day looking for the next episode .....There are lots other up's and downs I have to share Ill be back!
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So, like I was saying things hit the fan , he apparently was still full of the spirits the night before... dude he went all the way fed on me like that's my friend he needs me and we (his family ) will always have time to spend with him we live together....all that jazz. If I tell you I wanted to take my left fist and knock the dog sh** out of him but being the woman that I am , I held my mouth..oh I was hotter than fish like for real, the kids were mad at first as usual but after oh about 3 minutes they were fine that meant they could go back to playing with their toys and things. Once the kids left the room to go do their thing, Ray was still going off and that normally happens the morning after, which is not surprising they way he indulged man those spirits kicked his ass..LMAO. Any how I was in a feisty mood so I asked my bull headed fiancé once again if we could go do our family thing..there was a moment of silence ...........still silence.....
I was of course looking at him like ok are you stuck or something what's up, let me know.....dude he bust out in tears I must have died laughing I tried so hard not to laugh but could not help it his facial expression looked like he was confused,happy,and sad all in the same look...it was hilarious. ...I asked through the laughter what was wrong ( in my head knowing nothing was wrong ) all he could say was that his stomach is hungry and having a battle to reach his back...Seriously I had to step back and take a moment before I laughed my self into tears...
I put on a straight face real quick and asked him to explain what that means to me....he looked at me eyes still wet from crying and said I am hungry and my stomach is damn near touching my back ,then he said listen ...so I listened for a second and heard a stomach growl that's normal im thinking you know but he blurted out see their in battle right now. I stopped and asked him is that why your crying he said yes, Im crying because if I don't get anything to eat soon my back will win the battle and his stomach will be a shriveled lil prune and all his sexiness will be gone. I did not know weather to be mad at how dumb that sounds or to laugh cuz the crap was hilarious to me.. So I didn't say anything out loud but inside I was like a bag of popcorn ready to explode... I told him I needed to run to the store really quick to grab a soda ...I got in the car and I laughed OMG for about 15 minutes I have never heard anything like that , but coming out of Ray we can expect anything....
After laughing till my side hurt I got back home made my dude a sandwich told him I love him by that time Cosmo was there so I was all back to the hard core Ray. I simply went through the day looking for the next episode .....There are lots other up's and downs I have to share Ill be back!
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