Doug Pollard

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Debut Show

June 29th 2009 04:19
It's my birthday on Thursday and as a very special present Joy has given me this brand new show.

Tune in every Thursday 9 till noon, for Freshly Doug, hosted by Joy’s veteran Rainbow Reporter Doug Pollard, mixes political action, news and views with in-depth interviews with people who make news, music, city info and recession-busting tips – and more.

On the opening show - the Deputy Lord Mayor of Melbourne, the General Manager of Centrelink Hank Jongen, entertainer Luke Gallagher and more. And from 10-11 I'll be Digging Deeper with Dr Jonathan Anderson about his life and work as a world-renowned AIDS specialist and member of Medicins Sans Frontiers.

Drop by and say hi - SMS 0427 JOY 949 - as we launch Freshly Doug This Morning on Joy 94.9 Doug Pollard.
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Talking 'bout my generation

June 27th 2009 08:53
Mind the gap



There is a yawning gay generation gap. On my side we can remember when we could be jailed or subjected to forced psychiatric treatment just for existing. Our parents threw us out of home. We watched dozens of friends and hundreds of acquaintances die from an unknown illness while most people shrugged and said, why worry? It only kills faggots and junkies. We were always in a fight, and we still are.

On the other side stand you who were legal from the day you were born, whose parents never withdrew their love and support, who didn’t have to watch your friends die while the world looked on with indifference. For you, the big fights are over, and it’s just about the details. Chill.

There isn’t much communication across this gap. Fifty-somethings have for the most part given up being snubbed by twenty-somethings, and twenty-somethings tend to flee from us like nervous virgins, for fear they will be unable to resist our charms and wake up in chains in our dungeons. They should be so lucky!

But thanks to this column, and my radio program, I get to hear first hand some of the thoughts and opinions of people of younger generations, through online feedback. For example,on my Facebook page I recently expressed my frustration with the governments stance on same sex marriage.

“Why are you in such a rush?” asked one young man. “Why all this fuss over a bit of paper most people don’t want anyway? We’ve made incredible strides in just one generation, from persecuted minority to near-equality. The rest will all fall in to place quite naturally in 15 or 20 years time.”

I have a couple of problems with that. Firstly, it’s already taken too long to get this far. Equality is almost within our grasp. It would be lazy and foolish to settle for second class status now. Some countries say a woman is worth 50 cows, others say 100 goats, some say half a man. We’re a little better off than that, but why should I tolerate being valued at 90% of a heterosexual for the next 20 years?

Secondly I may not even be alive in 2030, although with a bit of luck, and some major breakthroughs in medical science, I suppose I might be. With plastic surgery, a transgenic pig heart, and a new set of balls grown from my own stem cells, I might even find a third career as a Michael Jackson lookalike. And as I stand at the altar to finally marry my husband, part of me (one of the original bits) will probably enjoy the irony that at last I am considered 100% human.

And finally, marriage is only a happy ending in fairy tales. There’ll still be more to do. There are a lot of people – especially lesbians, it seems - who want something more than traditional marriage. Or something different altogether.

For myself, I’ll be happy to settle for equality. But not for anything less.

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Double Standards

June 21st 2009 05:24
Bruno lederhosen


Bruno, or, Confronting People with Overblown Stereotypes for the Purposes Of Making Yourself Look Good, Them Look Bad, plus Making Lots of Dollars, while Dodging Criticism by Taking The Moral High Ground and Claiming to Expose Hidden Prejudices, Thus allowing you to Perpetuate Damaging Stereotypes and Get Away With It.

I haven’t seen the movie ‘Bruno’. However, I have seen numerous clips, trailers and downloads, and many of Brunos public appearances at premieres. More than enough!

The concept of Bruno, like Borat before him, is that of the ventriloquists dummy. A dummy can say things that wouldn’t be right, or proper, or even safe for their operator to say (drag acts work the same way, except the operator is inside the dummy).

A dummy allows the ventriloquist to pander to the audiences prejudices. ‘Ahmed the Dead Terrorist’ (Google it if you haven’t already) allows us to laugh at Islamic suicide bombers and subtly reinforces anti-Muslim prejudices. When criticised, ventroliquist Jeff Dunham hides behind the dummy, claiming it isn’t a Muslim.

Bruno is a ventriloquists dummy with Sacha Baron Cohen inside. A dummy designed to allow us to laugh at shallow, fashion-obsessed screaming queens whilst subtly reinforcing our prejudices against them.

The film-maker claims that putting this screamer in with ignorant rednecks exposes their hidden homophobia. Actually, what ‘Bruno’ mostly exposes is an astonishingly high level of tolerance. People put up with this jerk for much longer than they ordinarily might precisely because he IS homosexual. Cohen has to push extremely hard to get the reactions he wants. It’s embarrassing and uncomfortable to watch. I ended up feeling sorry for his victims.

When they finally snap, it’s not Bruno’s homosexuality but his boorishnesss that drives them over the edge. A group of white middle class anti-racist liberals would find their ‘hidden racism’ similarly exposed if Robert Mugabe dropped in for tea and harangued them on the evils of colonialism.

With Borat, this stoking of prejudices didn’t really matter much (except to Kazakhs, of course). There’s no deep-seated worldwide anti-Kazakh hatred, no religions devoted to curing Kazakhsuality, no steady toll of anti-Kazakh murders. Kazakhs are not jailed and executed in dozens of countries, and Kazakhs have always been able to marry one another, even, according to Borat, their own relatives.

I’m sure Cohen means well and really wants to really expose prejudice, and he certainly doesn’t lack courage. Unfortunately, his intentions are utterly irrelevant. Only the public reactions count. Sophisticated urban audiences may ‘get’ the anti-homophobia messages, if they’ve been appropriately coached by their newspapers (and can manage to sit through the movie).

Most audiences won’t. They’ll just see another stupid ridiculous queen stereotype trying to ‘shove homosexuality down our throats’, and some will go out and look for one to bash, or worse.

Let Cohen stop aiming at soft targets and put his talents to better use. I know! He could be a Palestinian estate agent offering to buy houses and businesses in the Israeli occupied territories.

Now that’d be REALLY funny.
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Rainbow Report June 18 7-8pm AEST

June 18th 2009 04:04
Joy 94.9 Radiothon


Tonight, another pot of nourishing GLBTIQQPA soup for the mind


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Traffic stats dropped to zero

June 16th 2009 23:37
Jon,

My number of hits has suddenly dropped to zero. After consistently holding the number one position in News for many weeks, and an overall rank around 100, why do my stats suddenly show no hits at all


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New show, new time, new style

June 15th 2009 21:32
I have been running The Rainbow Report on Joy for more than five years in various formats. That all comes to an end on Thursday July 2 when I launch my new show on Joy 94.9, Thursday mornings 9am - noon AEST.

Freshly Doug This Morning will be a mix of news, current affairs, community activism and music, with studio guests and regular correspondents. More to come later


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The lucky country

June 15th 2009 01:14
Well, are we in a recession, or aren’t we? Some people have lost their jobs, some people have had their hours cut, but really, it doesn’t seem so bad. Yet.

In the US they’re trying to stay upbeat. Can’t afford to get your prescription filled – like one third of all Americans? Don’t worry - you too can cure your (insert disease here) with these simple ingredients found in every kitchen! Only $20 will free you from pain


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GLBTIQ is missing U

It’s the Alphabet Soup Radiothon: become a member of Joy 94.9, or renew your membership, in the next ten days. Support independent gay and lesbian media – and win great prizes!
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Will Will Play AFL?(pic: The Age)


We talk to the transgender man who wants to play AFL


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R. E. S. P. E. C. T.

June 2nd 2009 22:17
As the Labor Party prepares for its annual conference, it needs to grow beyond grudging tolerance for gays and lesbians towards a culture of celebration and respect.

Obama

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Comment by Doug Pollard
on Double Standards

June 22nd 2009 03:40
Nice to develop the argument into some new areas. Quickest was is to point everyone here Really Long Link where it's all raked over in great detail in the comments. Good stuff.

Comment by Doug Pollard
on Double Standards

June 22nd 2009 01:10
As I said, I have seen a large number of clips from the movie. Most of what I have seen makes me nauseous, so why would I go for the full sick-making 90 minutes? Anyway, there are so many scenes out there I wonder at anyone bothering to actually pay to see it.
I don’t buy this post-modern distancing technique of claiming that his humor is directed at the reaction of his redneck audience. That simply gives the audience licence to enjoy the anti-gay humor while at the same time feeling morally superior to the poor dumb homophobes. I dislike humour that takes the soft option by mocking the dumb, poor and powerless - they have troubles enough. He should take on some harder targets.
Cohen is just hiding behind the idea that he’s fighting homophobia, whereas it’s abundantly clear he doesn’t give a toss about homophobia or anything else, except ridiculing everything in sight for a cheap laugh all the way to the bank.
Plus, he's not very good at it. The difference between the edited footage in the movie scenes and his live appearances is stark. In the movie the characterisation looks seamless and solid. Live, however, he’s uncertain, sloppy and nervous.
As one critic put it, “he's reduced to awkwardly recycling pre-scripted garbage based purely round the notion that he's gay. It just doesn't work, and you can't help but feel that Sacha knows it too.”
Even the scripted and edited sketches I have seen are plain unfunny and way too contrived.
My main problem with Bruno, in the end, is not that it’s hypocritical and homophobic – although it is. It just isn’t particularly funny.
And if you bother to check back (Wikipedia is a good start) you'll find Borat left a trail of destruction and humiliation that seems a pretty high price for ordinary individuals to have to pay for the rest of us to have a few cheap laughs.

Comment by Doug Pollard
on A solution for the same-sex marriage debate

June 1st 2009 06:27
This is the way the French do it - the legal marriage at the town hall, the religious marriage (which has no legal meaning) at the church.
In fact, even now it's not the religious ceremony that brings a marriage into legal existence - that only happens when the bride and groom sign the register, with the priest acting in his/her secular capacity as a registrar of marriages.
But I suspect this would be all too simple for the pseudo-Christians who oppose same sex marriage.

Comment by Doug Pollard
on The mob at the back of the bus

May 31st 2009 23:50
There is an annual Equal Love rally in every major capital: when it first started (the years John Howard, with Labor support) amended the Marriage Act to prevent overseas same-sex marriages being recognised by the courts), over 2000 rallied on the steps of state parliament in Melbourne.
Numbers have dwindled in recent years, with only a hundred or so rallying on the steps of the State Library last year.
The lobby group Australian Marriage Equality Really Long Link regularly conducts actions and releases press releases, most notably when they occupied the Bureau of Stats office to protest at their overseas marriages not being counted in the census (they will be next time).
Equal Love contact@equallove.info will co-ordinate a national day of action on August 1 to coincide with the Labor Party conference, which is expected to approve a policy of national civil unions, thus enshrining our second class status in law - hence this piece.

I would love to do a nightly show - as indeed I used to do when the RR started. But the amount of work needed to pull together even 30 minutes of radio on current affairs every day meant I could do nothing else.
It was only possible because I was supported by a sponsor. When the sponsor withdrew, I had to stop doing it. If anyone knows of a sponsor willing to pay me a salary to make a daily show, I will happily do it!
Meantime, the Rainbow Report will end with this season, to be replaced by a new weekly 3 hour daytime show with a current affairs bias, hoisted by your's truly!!

Comment by Doug Pollard
on Sigh. Get over it. He won.

May 2nd 2009 09:31
Great post. As Joan Rivers said, "They once said that a *black* man would be *president* when pigs fly. His
first 100 days and *bam!!!* *swine flu."
Lots of them flying here

Comment by Doug Pollard
on HAVE YOU GOT DIVERS EYES?

April 26th 2009 08:28
I love this sort of stuff. I recently went for dinner at a pub in Daylesford, and the walls of the loo were totally covered with real period ads for wacky gadgets.
I inherited a late Victorian book containing all the articles from a whole year of the Strand Magazine, which was full of ghastly stuff like "Tasteful Animal Furniture", featuring photos of such horrors as 'a hall porters chair made from a baby elephant' ,'a standard lamp fashioned from an emu', and 'a grizzly bear turned into a dumb waiter.'
But my favourite was an article about a patent 'Nose Improver' - a hideous contraption that was strapped to the face, with various plates fitted with screws to adjust them, featuring before and after pictures of 'a lady who cultivated a different nose for each admirer.'
Apparently you were supposed to sleep with this thing clamped to your nose!!

Comment by Doug Pollard
on Go Boyle your head!

April 20th 2009 08:19
Cheryl - I agree, her courage was amazing - more so than her actual singing. Of course, her choice of song was very shrewd, which argues that she has a good brain as well as a voice.

Ed - I don't think I would buy her album, though I hope she has a great success and doesn't get exploited. If it weren't for the specific situation in which I saw and heard her, I wouldn't have been as impressed.

Her emphasis and phrasing weren't quite right, and she struggled a bit in the lower range, though it was hard to tell with all the screaming going on.

But she will improve with training. Listening to her sing Dream and then Cry Me A River with my eyes closed, it struck me that she may be an excellent mimic - a real-life Little Voice, if you remember that musical.

Once she gets past that and finds her own style, then she will be truly great. She now has every chance.

Comment by Doug Pollard
on Rainbow Report on Couples

April 20th 2009 00:29
No - but it's cute, isn't it

Comment by Doug Pollard
on Rainbow Report on Community

April 9th 2009 06:11
The trouble with God is it's all so inconsistent: in the Old Testament it's this, in the New it's that, in Greek it's a) in Latin it's b), In Rome it's 1) in Constantinople 2), in Canterbury 4) and in the USA it's all the above plus 25, and that's before we get to whatever it might be in Mecca, Jerusalem, Mumbai, Popacatapetl, Easter Island . . . since he/she/it has been invented, re-invented, interpreted, re-interpeted, misinterpreted, translated, retranslated, mistranslated,used, abused . . . . so even if he/she/it actually exists, or exiisted, we have no reliable evidence, no way of knowing what's true now, what was ever true whenever. In short, since we have no direct evidence or verbatim reports whatever, only heresay, most of it long after the event(s) purportedly described, this God business is simply too unreliable to be a useful guide to anything. Commonsense and empirical evidence are firmer ground on which to stand. Everything else just comes down to feelings, and they are such unreliable guides to anything.