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Dirty Little Secrets - by Gerty Marx

DIRTY LITTLE SECRET NUMBER #2 GIRLS OF THE PLAYBOY MANSION

July 14th 2007 11:21
DIRTY LITTLE SECRET - NUMBER #2

GIRLS OF THE PLAYBOY MANSION




Yep……….Girls of the Playboy Mansion! This is my Dirty Little Secret Number 2. Channel E! on Foxtel plays this program and for some bizarre reason I enjoy watching it.

Under the cover of darkness, the absence of husband and to the sound of children gently snoring, I steal away to the lounge where I take the remote control to the plasma to open a doorway into a world which I will never be a part of – click and there it is – Girls of the Playboy Mansion.

‘Come on to my house, to my house….and I’m gonna give you candyyyyy!’


And no - I am not batting for the other team! I just simply find it fascinating how three gorgeous women have decided to shack up with an 80 year old male. Gorgeous, natural women well removed from artificial enhancements. Gee, I wish my breasts would sit up when lying down rather than drifting towards the pits of my arms! Seriously, do these women love Hugh – as one would love their boyfriend or husband? I don’t think so! I imagine each time they must press the flesh with the old man a sense of repulsion must flow through them. Perhaps, I am wrong!! I guess they get to share the love so to speak so that one beauty is never, solely, burdened with Hugh’s intimate desires. That is one plus to having a harem. I do not doubt that Hugh is a sweet man but I find it hard to believe that the girls’ feelings for the man run further than the feelings one has for their father or grand father for that matter.

I can only conclude that the reason these beauties reside with the old man is for material reasons only such as career and financial prospects. Hey, these girls have access to an endless supply of monetary wealth and I am sure that when Hugh departs this world there is some financial gain for the girls. Well, he is in his 80’s. How much longer can he live for?


Regardless of Holly, Bridget and Kendra’s reasons for choosing to reside with a man old enough to be their grandfather – I find that I am drawn into viewing this program at every given opportunity. I put on my robe (the Hugh look) over my boxer shorts which I love to wear – much more comfy than women’s nicks; I grab a Bickfords (sarsparilla) from the fridge; slump into the couch; put my feet up; and with remote poised I turn to E! And into a world far removed from my own I drift………

On the odd occasion my husband has returned home unexpectedly. The TV channel I manage to flick over to something less saucy, but I am caught in my boxers and robe. “Where did you get those shorts?”

“Oh, I figured I could do with some as they are much more comfy than women’s skimpy undies darl.”

REASON FOR HARBORING SECRET:

There are several reasons for keeping this secret:

I am protecting myself from my husband’s increased intimate desires which would, no doubt, occur if he knew I enjoyed watching such a program;
Revealing this secret may taint other’s opinion of me;
I would be embarrassed if others knew; and
I figure that - simply - others do not need to know.

Is this an acceptable or unacceptable secret?



Dirty Little Secret Number #3…………………Something Fishy!


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