Dinner Party - is SEX a good theme?
October 17th 2006 03:28
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Well, despite rumours to the contrary, the Dinner Party is ON
and the theme is definitely SEX and we'll be talking about it.
If you have contrary views please don't hesitate to express them. We can always have a separate party for you with a theme something like -
"It's my Party and I'll cry if I want to"
But for now, the heat is on, literally. Oh, this is so exciting, but not for the family and no computer talk please, we'll have a Cybersex party some other time, too!
You won't believe the guest list, and they are knocking on my door
constanty for invitations.
Someone actually mentioned the disabled having sex, well, I ask you, have you ever heard of anything so obscene.
Talking is one thing, doing is something else again.
And, shame on you Homer for suggesting that we won't be talking
about sex, and you with more than your fair share of it on your blog. You can't HOG it all you know!
There'll be plenty of wine, fine food, men, women and sex talk
and no we're not having the cricketer, he thinks he's the only one.
Please leave all mobile phones at home. If there's a disaster,
we'll call in the Police or the Ambulance or something.
People lived for many years without such sex aids and there was plenty of sex going on and some of our bloggers are experts in these fields.
And no Computer Art, either, just to reassure you!
But we do have comedians, experts, such as Professors, remember the
Bogle/Chandler thing - well!!!!!!!
Rumour has it that there's a fake diamond coming in, so CAVEAT EMPTOR.
Don't any of you be tempted to buy it simply because it's under market value.
Beware the paparazzi, they're infiltering everywhere and the video freaks.
It's bad enough having our names and comments flashed
all over the Web let alone our parties and pictures.
And watch out for those gossip columnists, they don't always work under their own names, you know.
Oh, all this is SSSoooo very exciting. I'll have to be closing the guest list
soon so any of you who still want an invitation will have to lobby for it.
You're all just so lucky I have such a magnificent home and plenty of money to finance such frivolous affairs, although perhaps that's not a word I should use!
So, for the time being, I'll be forgetting my charitable, goodwill gestures, like my blogs and concentrating on the essentials of life or there'll not be
enough people to worry about losing their marbles.
Meanwhile, it's help out our country with sex and one for she and
one for he and one for Queen and country!
You'll do your country PROUD, it's not just Boxers that can have that
role but boxers do seem to help the situation.
Mr. Peter Costello should be delighted with our little party, even if it is a big affair, promoting sex as a talking point.
Vive la difference. Anyone got a French keyboard!?
Watch out for all those shadowy figures, won't you!
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