DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS
February 7th 2007 03:52
Women, like men.. are impossible too! hahaha! Here's a list of what women really mean on their profiles..when they say..
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo. Fugly!
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first......................Former slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
[B]Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous........................Very Fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
Credits: Hot and What Nots in On-Line Dating
40-ish...............................49.
Adventurous.......................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking....................Moooo. Fugly!
Beautiful............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free spirit............................Junkie.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned......................No BJs.
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
[B]Outgoing...........................Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.........................Bitch.
Voluptuous........................Very Fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker.
Credits: Hot and What Nots in On-Line Dating
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Comment by Wendi
New-Age...................... ......Body hair in the wrong places. (so not true!)
Wants Soul mate..................Stalker. (hillarious!)