Part 2: Scrotum-Breath's Invasion
February 15th 2011 11:04
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Dicknob & Arsecrack: Part 1
February 12th 2011 22:37
DICKNOB & ARSECRACK
Scattered in the fragments of time; caught between reality and fantasy; floating in the vastness of obscurity; this is the story of the most awesome superhero force anywhere in the universe.
Known only as…
Dicknob and Arsecrack!
Far beyond the reaches of our own galaxy, in a period of anarchy and chaos, two legendary forces rise to face evil head on in a never-ending struggle for justice. Buoyed by an unshakable sense of duty, they combine to vanquish the efforts of villainy at every turn!
Their story is told on the edge of the universe. The heroic Dicknob and his loyal and capable sidekick, Arsecrack, battle villainy in their home, ‘TheWomb’ on the planet Vulva situated on the Fallopian Tube.
Ruled by the Cum-Guzzling Queen and her lone daughter Princess Nipple, The Womb is beset upon by the grotesque and vulgar ‘Lordess of the Underworld’ Scrotum-Breath!
Crazed by delusions of grandeur, Scrotum-Breath unmercifully sets her sights on Princess Nipple and embarks on a never-ending crusade to kidnap and enslave her.
Amassing a formidable army or Scrotum-Warriors, Scrotum-Breath storms the gates of the Kingdom of Cum and immediately scales the tower in which Princess Nipple resides. With her Scrotum-Warriors terrorising the rest of the castle, Scrotum-Breath bursts through the doors of Princess Nipple’s bedroom, flanked by a number of her most loyal Warriors.
‘Ahhh!’ the terrified Princess Nipple shrieks in a high pitched squeal.
Stepping defiantly over the heavy wooden doorway, Scrotum-Breath moves into the centre of the room and scowls over Princess Nipple who is trembling on her bed. Darting her finger towards the cowering Princess, Scrotum-Breath growls as she lets her intentions be known.
‘You pathetic scrotum-less fiend!’ she begins as her eyes exude added hatred. ‘I have come to end your Mother’s tyranny over The Womb!’
With her spear-clutching Scrotum-Warriors moving in close to her, Scrotum-Breath continues.
‘You have no choice but to bow down beneath my feet and beg for forgiveness, as my new doctrine of ‘Scrotumness’ shall fester all throughout The Womb!’
With Princess Nipple still cowering, Scrotum-Breath turns slightly as she barks orders at her henchmen.
‘Scrotum-Warriors!’ She proclaims. ‘On my orders, seize her!’
With conviction blazing in her eyes, Scrotum-Breath raises her arm into the air in a dramatic display of her power as she narrows her focus onto Princess Nipple.
‘Now!’ Scrotum-Breath shrieks as she lowers her arm decidedly towards the helpless Princess.
Obeying their Lordess’ command, the loyal Scrotum-Warriors clutch their spears ever so tightly as they motion towards the monarch.
They only make a few shuffled steps past their Lordess however, when suddenly a cry from outside the castle filters into the room. With everyone turning to the source of the cry, two figures abruptly crash through the glass window of the obviously modernised castle, clutching to ropes that they used to swing in on.
‘Ahhh!’ Princess Nipple cries again and covers her head as shards of glass scatter throughout the room.
Retreating back, the Scrotum-Warriors form a protective line in front of their Lordess and lower their spears at the ready in preparation to defend Scrotum-Breath at all costs.
Meanwhile, the two figures stand defiantly in the middle of the room with their fists clenched upon their hips and their chests pumped to the ceiling as they both strike dramatic poses. With a gleam of justice and duty in their eyes, their hero capes flutter behind them as the breeze filtering in from the smashed window fills the room.
It is, of course, the arrival of the most fearsome and revered super-crime-fighting force in the entire Universe!
Dicknob and Arsecrack!
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