Kerryn WoodDare you not to laugh!!!
May 21st 2007 05:30
rightio then....I have my coffee, a chocolate biscuit, now, where's that good laugh......
.....oh!! here it is now......
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(sent to me from sandy the joke queen from scotland)
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with '46 Ford Coupe and a duck-tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat ?" she says.
"That's cool." says Harold.
Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the milk bar or to a drive in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw ? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"
"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her !"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mum! How many more times do I have to tell you.
The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist !"
Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006
Teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious!
.....oh!! here it is now......
)(sent to me from sandy the joke queen from scotland)
It's the summer of 1957 and Harold goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue.
Harold's a pretty hip guy with '46 Ford Coupe and a duck-tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's mother answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat ?" she says.
"That's cool." says Harold.
Peggy Sue's mother asks Harold what they're planning to do. Harold replies politely that they will probably just go to the milk bar or to a drive in movie.
Peggy Sue's mother responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw ? I hear all the kids are doing it."
Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Harold and he says "Wha...aaat?"
"Yeah," says Peggy Sue's mother, "We know Peggy Sue really likes to screw; why, she'd screw all night if we let her !"
Harold's eyes light up and he smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt with her saddle shoes, and announces that she's ready to go.
Almost breathless with anticipation, Harold escorts his date out the front door while Mom is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Harold.
About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly dishevelled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her mother:
"Dammit, Mum! How many more times do I have to tell you.
The Twist! The Twist! It's called The Twist !"
Voted the best joke in Ireland 2006
Teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious".
Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?"
Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious!
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
hahahahahaha... breathe....haha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah a!!