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My apologies for writing this blog, however, the subject of mental flatulence emination in its most reekingly puerile, or at least, mentally retarded form is being addressed. I'm writing this from the non-English speaking nation called the United States of America, where your average bus driver will comprehend the phrase "thank you" after it has been said in a few other languages, by which time, a passenger has thanked the poor service worker for everyone else on the rolling zeppelin. Guess what your fellow passengers on this bus are doing - in major metropolitan areas, taking mass transit is a great way to garble up all those languages one wishes to not ever speak again.
This has gotten to be so much so that I finally let the cat out of the bag, yes, I informed the whole anthill about the nature of the really fat, nasty, crazy hat joke. Yes, I have baskets and baskets full of stupid hats, which help to hide the earplugs.
Excuse me, the chipmunk just landed, and wants breakfast.
Earth people send out all sorts of things into outer space, some of which land on the surface of Mars, a planet, which of course, has no life on it.
Like, for instance, all those CD's containing all those websites created after the public release of the Internet, or the information highway, containing the message, "Hello World", which we figure is deliberately aimed at Mars and Martians, which of course, do not exist, as there is no life on Mars.
Earth - a really advanced society that continues to send Mars all sorts of medieval artifacts that are of non-museum quality, for the most part. Of course, there are exceptions to this rule, which will be noted, individually, and slowly, as extraordinary things, that are quite noteworthy.
Most of the stuff, if rated on a special sliding scale, to include the "dumbdown" factor of the society and culture, is acceptable. Maybe if you all could start shipping the products you all don't want to Callisto, Europa, Io, or Ganymede which are closer to the size of Earth, they would be more appreciated. With a little remixing, these horror films would be great ways of keeping wayward teens at home.
After viewing these horror shows from earth, the overall consensus is that Earth is a planet that a person would have to be sentenced to live on. Please stay home Earth people, keep the atmosphere, keep the water - just stay home and stop breeding so much. Thank you
While searching around the internet, using multiple screens and taskbars in my usual dumbed-down way, guess who came across a little post announcing that Total Recall is being remade? Maybe you could casually find out some more information about the movie remake that is being done in Canada, a nation which purportedly has a total freedom index of 98%, according to United Nation statistics compiled in 2000.
The movie is being redone in Toronto, Ontario of all places, and, evidently, there are no plans for Mars to be featured as a (fictional) location for any of the scenes or action within the movie, according to the post.
The headlines announce that Arnold Schwarzenegger is throwing his hat back into the "Ring of Fire", otherwise known as Hollywood, subsequent to his stint in politics as the governor of California. What is really going on at the set of this film project is anybody's guess.
No doubt, that from an inter-planetary level, the new gig of being a producer/director has less potential for being beamed into outer space and being termed "space junk". The folks in Mars so far are not that impressed with the Total Recall project, however, Governor Schwarzenegger's term in office is fascinating, indeed.
When's the holographic edition of the term going to be released - keep us posted?
This classic movie with an incredible soundtrack featuring music by The Police about highways, cars, trucks, vehicles has been the inspiration behind many people's choice to stay home. Subsequent attempts to pay tribute to this movie have made the traffic cam vid at first a cliche, then, an entire genre. Life on earth parodies death.
This movie has the suspense of Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds matched with the straightforward, almost humorous horror of Rod Serling's Twilight Zone series To be honest, I don't really remember the film very well, just that it was good, and gave me a good idea of how there is no life here.Earth...struggles to die more quickly than the rest of the galaxy.
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The Amtrak ticket folder warned me to stop all efforts at creating a script for a film about a clever lizard, bent on getting revenge on people who did not pay him for his work, last fall. The movie release, set for March, gave me time to learn more about other things, and do other things, while laying low.
This is supposed to be confidential, after all, the movie was just released in March, 2011 - we have not seen the movie, yet, thus, we are not certain exactly what to write about it. Apparently, it might still be playing in Egypt, which makes sense, after all, chameleons are a lucky sort of a lizard, and the folks in Cairo probably need all the humor and good wishes that could be sent over there right now. Here in the United States, it is still playing at less than ten theaters, as well as at a few community centers and public libraries
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The Geico Insurance company lizard began as an actual skink, anole, or gecko, filmed using a basic camera - over the years, he has metamorphed into an icon who almost has super-powers, if not a mega-following. This is one celebrity who believes in keeping it simple. His terseness and objectivity is emulateable, and, at the least, in the good old United States is worth at least $3000 per month if done adeptly by a human form.
We don't always see this gecko on the ads for Geico, you know, the one with the interesting Australian accent who seems to be quite the civilised chap who will attempt to charm people into giving him enough allowance to take a dollar for some chips. At times, we here in the United States get to watch a caveman instead, perhaps this is due to intellectual downsizing being a popular moyen. So, in the spirit of "project dumbdown", the rest of this will be in words of four letters or less, as difficult as it is to write
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This quote by Dr. Hannibal Lechter, in the movie, Silence of the Lambs, ranked #21 in the American Film Institute's list of the top 100 movie quotations in American cinema.
This definitely goes beyond the ordinary scope of UFO, there are still grotesque layers of meaning within the framework of these words yet to be unearthed by trolldom, as well as the medulla-regulated quavers that occur to most ordinary humans after reading the words. Not bad for 11 words, in fact, as spoken by the actor, Anthony Hopkins, portraying Dr. Hannibal Lechter, it was an effective sentence
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Please note: This is about a low-budget film that is being beamed into outer space for the entertainment of astronauts, cosmonauts, and possibly, if there is life on Mars, or in Mars, martians themselves. "Get a life", one might be told, when asking for a budget to create this one, which proves, there might not be "life" on earth. Don't worry about us, we participate in bizarre medieval rituals, wearing strange costumes, and have not, as of this writing, figured out exactly what life is about - yet. Maybe you could bring out your nightclub attire, your retro finds from that vintage clothing shop, and the bright hair colors to make the whole deal attention-getting.
Just make the attempt to be sentient, and try not to hard to be intelligent, as none of us are going to go over with that act, unfortunately. Medieval Times from this place called earth might even have a local audience somewhere in the English-speaking world, if one creates a short soundtrack
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The camera pans into the crowd, all singing loudly in German, while speaking softly to each other in their native languages, most of whom are holding a beer bottle, beer stein, or beer can.
The influence of the alcohol is substantial, the people in attendance are distracted, happy, friendly, and most are ready to be probed
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Sometimes, when people lack inspiration, it's okay to turn to other people's clipboards - it's not plagiarism to use someone else's notes. Most of these ideas are things that I get to witness by being in the United States, the center of UFOdom, and being around the popular culture aimed at the proletariat.
It's all possible Unbelievably Fried Orifice subject material for future columns, however, I am not sure which subjects will be written about, and which ones will be deprioritized, or sent to the circular file, to not ever be heard about again
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