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Dallas Laird

New Orleans, Louisiana, UNITED STATES


Joined May 27th 2009

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Freelance writer, dime-store prophet, and cinemaphile.

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Back From The Dead

August 14th 2009 14:30
My apologies on my absence for the last couple of months, not only did my internet get cut off for some reason, but I recently moved to a new house in New Orleans. It has been quite a cluster-fuck for some time.

More reviews to come, and I've recently seen a few indie horror flicks that you should know about, so check back tomorrow, and there will be a whole slew of new reviews for you to goggle at.

Ciao. xx
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Dear Ex-Husband

June 28th 2009 05:17




I love you, but go fuck yourself.


Love,

Ex-Wifey.
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In Memorium

June 25th 2009 09:53
Ed McMahon
March 6, 1923 - June 23, 2009

Farrah Fawcett
February 2, 1947- June 25, 2009

Michael Jackson
August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009




"Because I have loved life, I shall have no sorrow to die."- Amelia Burr





"People living deeply have no fear of death." -Anais Nin


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LMFAO!

June 9th 2009 06:58
I would totally watch this. With a bong full of weed at my side, of course.

A stoner comedy with zombies?? Sweet


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New Final Destination Flick?

June 9th 2009 06:41
WTF. Really?!?

Another Final Destination film has been made, and cleverly titled The Final Destination
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Why Oprah Winfrey is the AntiChrist

June 8th 2009 03:46
Why don't I like Oprah?

Because the stupid bitch authorizes uncredited medical advice.... she should be slapped... doesn't she know that the majority of her viewing demographic are white, uneducated housewives....you get what you deserve, cunt


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Probably one of the funniest You Tube videos I have ever seen.

June 1st 2009 08:08
Now, I am a Final Fantasy nerd. I admit it. And one of my favorites is Final Fantasy X.

While looking up some funny stuff on YouTube the other night, I ran across this re-dub video of the "Whistling Scene" from FFX... and seriously almost pissed on myself laughing


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Cult Cinema: Showgirls

June 1st 2009 07:56
Ahh, Showgirls.

Cult favorite of the gay/lesbian/transgender community.. One of the most awesomely bad films ever made


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Interlude

May 30th 2009 22:46
This post has nothing to do with film, by the way, just a rant about The L Word....

So, today was a lazy Saturday. My boyfriend had to work, so I just kind of did my own thing- took our dog out for a walk, changed the sheets on the bed, and settled down on the couch with a glass of iced tea to watch the last season of The L Word. (Season 6 is in the On Demand menu with our cable provider


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Matthew McConaughey Is Gonna Be My 6th Ex-Husband

May 29th 2009 11:08
(Two down, one in progress, so I have another two to run through til' I get to him. I'm gonna get you, Matthew...you and your bongo-beating, pot-smoking, hedonistic fine ass!)


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