D. Armenta

Key Largo, Florida, UNITED STATES


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Yes, it's been there all along in the music business; prejudice and bigotry have played a part in musicians' lives for decades.

If you're looking for a story about white musicians rejecting a black player, look elsewhere. To paraphrase jazz legend Ben Webster, "Players don't look at each other, they hear each other. It's the agents, club owners, promoters and especially the audience who draw the color lines."

In my own experience as a musician, I have to agree; when you hear someone who's good at what they play, you want to play with them.

Unfortunately, as my best friend (a professional drummer from the pro blues circuit) puts it: "People listen with their eyes, not their ears." He's experienced it firsthand, touring with a popular blues band. He's a white Canadian, as are the guitarist and Bassist. The leader is a white Brooklynite from New York. Blues societies would hire the band to be featured and express disappointment when the band showed up: "But you're Canadian and white! You can't play blues!" (They forgot they'd hired the band from listening to their music in the first place)

In my own case, I was made to stand behind the Marshall stacks at concerts because I was a tall white girl singing beside short black girls. It just didn't "look right", according to the concert promoter.

Ever hear of Milli Vanilli? Two pretty male models hired to lip-synch songs and pose as singers--busted at an awards show. One committed suicide shortly after. Thanks, corporate researchers!

C and C Music factory had a huge club hit in the early 90s called "Gonna make you sweat (everybody dance now)"--the real singer, who was a big woman, was replaced with a slim and sexy model who lip-synched to the real singer's voice track for the music video.

It's nothing new. Fabian, a fifties pop icon in the U.S., was groomed by promoters to be a singing sensation. The one missing part: he couldn't sing his way out of a wet paper bag. He was a goodlooking young guy, though, and that's what the people like! Fabian was slated to sing "Happy Birthday" to Dick Clark on a special "American Bandstand" show...rehearsed for hours and just couldn't do it. Already studio engineers had found ways to double and triple-track a weak singer's voice, mess with the recording speed to bring them up to key, and
bring up the levels of the backup band to hide glaring errors..but there was no help for a live performance.

Black jazz players in white bands in the 40s had to wear heavy white powder on their faces to fool the audience into thinking they were white too. Ella Fitzgerald was considered "too ugly" to sing for a band for years till bandleader Chick Webb cut her a break.

Who is ultimately responsible for all of this horsehockey? Shouldn't a musician be judged on his or her own merits, not their appearance?

According to market research analysts, it's the audience who calls the popular stuff. Pretty young people make for better sales, talent notwithstanding.

Britney Spears, anyone? Menudo? Back Street Boys?

Famous non-musicians hired to pose as musicians based upon looks:

Sid Vicious
Fabian
Davey Jones (Monkees' "lead singer"--actually could sing though)
Peter Tork (Monkees' bassist-had no clue how to play a bass)
Mickey Dolenz (Monkees' drummer-good actor and singer, but not a drummer)
Debby Harry (Blondie)former Playboy bunny--luckily, she turned out able to sing too
David Cassidy (Partridge Family beginnings, haha! Ditto above comment)
-Everyone else in the Partridge Family (no one played an instrument, but Shirley Jones was a trained singer)
All of the Spice Girls
Me (as a singer when I was in my late teens and built. I can play drums but I am NO singer--never was!)
On and on.....

Listening with your ears or your eyes? Milli Vanilli models
Milli Vanilli
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Mum's Word is final!!


Well, Orbleites--after many many hours of agonising deliberation I've managed to come up with the perfect candidate to follow up the notoriously hard-to-follow David. Someone who is pretty much the polar opposite of the Black Knight but whose work has garnered an equally voluminous amount of heated responses in its day, with this difference: this author has never offended anyone. That, you have to admit, is quite a feat.

Ladies and gentlemen, may I present...(drumroll please)

The always charming Mrs. M., whose longstanding and popular blog Mum's Word has finally become active again after a long respite! Welcome back, Mrs. M.!

For the uninitiated, the blog title (Mum's Word) and a quick glance through the post titles create the initial impression that this is a parenting site; probably chock-full of helpful tips about strained peas, potty training and all that other stuff.

{ I must admit here that I myself had that impression at first; since I have less than zero interest in parenting and/or baby articles, I skimmed right on past her blog when I first arrived here.}

Stupid assumption on my part; I almost missed out on some exceptionally fine writing because of that. Don't make the same mistake!

Fortunately I was saved by the lady herself when she left a polite and intelligent comment on my very first post here. I went to her site to do the obligatory comment payback, clicked on a post that didn't sound like it would go on too much about poopy diapers, and found one of my favorite bloggers.

Here's a quote from the first post of Mrs. M.'s that I read; the title is The Seven Year Itch and she is wondering to herself where all her kids' problems are coming from:

I turn to my husband and it suddenly dawns on me. It's him and his dodgy genes. He looks up at me and notices me intently staring at him, studying him. "What's wrong?" he asks.

"You have dodgy genes" I tell him.

"Excuse me?" he asks incredulously.

"You heard. You have allergies, and you've passed them onto Alex. You're teeth aren't perfectly straight and you've passed that onto Jordan. And you can't even stick your tongue out properly. You're tongue tied and you've passed that onto Christian. Seven years we've been married and I didn't have a clue", I state with an accusatory tone.

At this point my husband tells me that he may not be able to stick out his tongue properly but he can certainly raise his middle finger just fine.

That line just cracked me up; I was hooked.

(Part of the fun of Mrs. M.'s posts is the fabulous wit-and-parry that goes on in the comment sections between her and her husband, filmmaker Yoda76. I always skim through the other comments to read their exchanges first and have a good chuckle.)

"But how can any of this cause controversy?" you ask.

I'll tell you how: Mrs. M. has an uncanny ability to pose good, thought-provoking subjects that have universal appeal, like "Clash of sporting ideologies" (45 comments) and "Would you punch a sibling?" (44 comments) and the hilariously titled "Pull your weight men, not the other thing" (30 comments).

A strange phenomena of Mrs. M.'s blog is that no matter how violently people disagree about her subjects, they always play nice in her comment section. Always! Some of the most abusive and irascible trolls known to Orble have always kept it clean when they posted comments on "Mum's" posts. Mrs. M., for her part, has never ever been mean to anyone--even when they deserve it.

I know why, too..it's because Mrs. M. is everyone's Mum (the young, cool Mum of course!)

She's also a very talented writer with a fine sense of humor, and I am so glad to see her posting again.

I raise my second pint to: Mrs. M, everyone's Mum!!
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Now, let me preface this post with: I've been working hard on my next "Legend of Orble", but hey--you try and find an act to follow David, the Black Knight! I can't think of anyone else I can feature who could elicit such a wide spectrum of comments, from offended to hero-worship and everything in between.

My goal this time is to feature someone completely different from David , so as not to be anticlimactic. It's narrowed down to two; one still posts here, the other does not.

But soon, my lovelies!! Verrrry soon.


In the meantime, I happened across an excellent post of Cibbuano's that inspired me to share this related clip with you all.

If you think Cyd Charisse is smokin' hot in Cibby's short, go get yourself a fire extinguisher right now before you watch this...even a confirmed hetero like me can't take my eyes off of her.

Cyd had it. Today's so-called sex symbols look like skanks alongside the great Charisse.

See for yourself, and enjoy!


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I met this bloke

June 19th 2008 16:18
So I met this bloke today from Melbourne. Name of Schleyer. Anyone know him?

Yeah, I know Oz is HUGE and it's a long shot but stranger things have happened


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English is a real bastard of a language to learn, whether it's your first or your second. Everyone knows that.

That's why I'm here to help clear up one of the many points in English that make no sense whatsoever. No logic to the rules, but there you are..it's English


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Legends of Orble : Part 1. "David"

April 30th 2008 19:47
Image courtesy of Wikipedia
David: the Black Knight of Orble


For the first in this hysterical series, I think it apropos that we begin with the Black Knight himself, David


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Hi everyone, I'm posting this from a really crappy computer in a really crappy bandhouse in Upper Bumwad, Pennsylvania...yep, still on the road.

It's been ages since I've posted and I'm hoping this one goes through on this dinosaur circa Windows 95 P.O.S. computer


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Re: Another American shooting

February 15th 2008 17:44
The following is from CBC news Canada, with AP cited as resource, from December 2006.

There's a reason this doesn't happen in Oz anymore; seems to be some controversy about why though!!

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Attention S.L. Bradish et. al

January 27th 2008 16:15
"Leading ulema Maulana Kalbe Sadiq, vice-president of All India Muslim Personal Law Board and considered to be an authority on Islamic literature, is a globe-trotter and in constant touch with top Muslim clerics around the world. All of them agree, he said in an interview given to The Pioneer last week, that the Taliban have "disgraced Islam". "Taliban’s activities are anti-Islamic. It’s not a matter of Shia or Sunni. What the Taliban are doing is against the basic principles of Islam." It is for the first time that leading ulema is bluntly criticizing the Taliban. Islamic clerics in the United Arab Emirates, Bahrain, Kuwait, Iraq, Qatar, Oman and even in south east Asia, in Iran and Turkmenistan, are against the Taliban, Maulana Sadiq said. "It’s only a handful of fundamentalists in Saudi Arabia and Pakistan who are backing Taliban for their own interests", he said. Pakistan’s junta government may hope that Taliban could help them to reach the oil fields in Central Asia, but even in Pakistan the majority is against Taliban. "The Taliban militia is bound to collapse", Sadique said, "It’s a matter of time".

Source: The Rationalist International archives, The Pioneer
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What is Rockabilly music?

January 22nd 2008 01:34
Rockabilly music incorporates the fast fingerpicking guitar and "slap" standup or string bass style of white American "Hillbilly" (country) music with black (African-based) Blues riffs and changes, Swing tempos, and "jump" Jazz.

This happy fusion came about sometime in the mid-1940s in the southern U.S., with Western Swing bands such as Bob Wills and his Texas Playboys coming east to play gigs on the Southern circuit. These bands traded licks and jammed with white Country artists and black Blues artists, Gospel artists and Boogie-Woogie bands backstage at places like the "Saturday Night Jamboree" stage shows in Memphis, Tennessee. Unlike many other aspects of American culture at the time, most musicians had no "color barrier" between each other and were always looking for new techniques, riffs, and styles from one another. The combination of different sounds from different cultures proved to be a hit and soon the term "Rockabilly" was born to describe the new musical mixture


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Yeah, but Dorothy will come along and save my rusty ass with an oilcan.

Which is better: to have a brain, or to have a heart?

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on TV's Top Couples

July 25th 2008 03:08
Maude and Walter, from the "All in the Family" spinoff, "Maude".

Also George and 'Weezie from another "All in the Family" spinoff, "The Jeffersons".

Oh, and Florida and James from "Good Times";

all for the same reasons, too.

Both husbands and wives had a powerful voice. Unlike some later sitcoms, neither spouse was a wimp.

The only mod band worth listening to was the Who.

What about The Kinks?

Have to admit, being a sepo I never heard of Weller but am always looking to learn. Thanks for sharing!

I never let esoteric cultural references stand in my way..I'm probably the biggest fan of Derek and Clive on the face of the earth right now.

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on Selma Hayek Calls Off Engagement

July 25th 2008 02:50
Yes--makes one think that a little more time spent living together on a trial basis before producing a child would have been in order here.

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on what has Feminism done for you lately?

July 25th 2008 02:47
Oh shit--and we had such a nice cease-fire going there for awhile, S.L. Oh well..

Let us start with the basics; you are, I believe, a woman--correct? You also vote, I assume.

You're also a writer, no? A thinking individual with her own opinions, feelings and thoughts--right?

{You must have the cleanest floor in the U.S., what with all the sweeping generalizations you make. Really.}

Let me illustrate to you what the response would have been if you had walked into a newspaper office in 1800 and said you wanted to write an op-ed column about politics:

"Politics? Now why would a woman want to worry her pretty little head about such things? How about a nice little piece about cooking, hmmmmm? We'll publish you for free and you'll get your name in the paper! Won't that be nice?"

Oh yes---the rage would rise up as you thought "Wait a minute you assholes! Why would you assume I know nothing of politics just because I'm a woman??"

Agree or disagree?

Wait for it, Bradish. We're not entering the battlefield yet. These are just the preliminaries, so a simple yes or no will suffice for now.


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on MY LIFE IS PLETHORA

July 25th 2008 02:11
But the older get, the less I know

That's called accrued wisdom! You are wise beyond your years, Mrs. M., but then that's why you're the Mum on Orble.

--and, Jane K.--

I believe these stories are valid and need to be told but I wonder if the current plethora of them has anything to do with titillation.

Dead on!! SO dead on! Wow!

If I sat down and wrote an impersonal chronicle of my life experiences so far, I'm sure I could find a market--I've got a few of those "horrific" experiences back there--enough to titillate, I'm sure.

Difference is--I don't keep picking at the scabs. Most of them are so long ago it's like remembering a movie I saw once..no point in dwelling on things you can't change, or carrying a chip around and feeling like the world owes you special treatment for your suffering! Talk about selfish..also self-destroying!

I made it through because I have awesome parents; human beings, not Titans--and I knew that early. While they never had super powers, they were always there for me and always will be and I'd stake my life on it. They also tried their damnedest to be Titans, because they felt that was their duty as parents.

How precious is that??

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on He's not the messiah, he's a heavenly body

July 25th 2008 01:47
P.S.--it has become my goal in life to make you snort beer through your nose in response to one of my witty comments. Let me know when that happens, will you Norm?

I owe you a few.

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on Rock Trivia - Amaze Your Friends!

July 25th 2008 01:39
P.P.S.--by the way, we'd make a dream team in a rock trivia contest! We'll both bring the brains, and I'll flip you for the beer.

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on Rock Trivia - Amaze Your Friends!

July 25th 2008 01:37