Crazy night in Dullsville part VII
June 14th 2010 09:36
Part seven: The Bouncer
The Bouncer patrols the corridor as if he is a Nazi executioner during the holocaust.
It would be amusing, except the Bouncer appears, at the very least, to be an Eastern European skin head, complete with a thick black winter jacket and dark gloves. Scrap Nazi, I think he came straight from the good old KGB.
The Bouncer moves closer to Roy. Steely-eyed and on a mission to limit anyone from having fun, he snorts: “You can only drink while sitting”.
“Ok, then I won’t drink,” Roy responds.
“You can’t stand along the laneway.”
“Why the fuck not?”
“Because it’s against council regulation.”
Roy is face to face with the bouncer and stares at him with a mixture of disbelief and anger.
“Are you shitting me? You can’t even stand up? It’s a fucking bar? It’s the fucking 21st century. And this is apparently a progressive city. Fuck this, in Cambodia I was snorting special K in the middle of a dingy bar and the cops were flashing their torches so I could see properly. So fuck you…..I hate this place.”
The Bouncer doesn’t flinch at Roy’s rants.
“If you have a problem, I suggest you write a letter to the City of Perth,” the Bouncer says, before walking off, looking for his next prey.
“Fuck this place. He’s acting like he’s Robocop or something. There are too many laws, rules and regulations in this hick town,” Roy shouts, before taking a seat.
Ray, mainly oblivious to the scene, calmly pulls out a joint and lights it up.
“Anyone want a toke?” he offers.
Roy jumps at the offer and lights up the thick joint.
Almost as soon as he takes his first puff, the Bouncer arrives.
“That’s it, get out, you’ve been disrespectful,” he snorts.
“We just want a bit of smoke,” Roy shouts back.
“GET OUT”.
I consider chipping into the argument and engaging in a rowdy bar scene but who knows what this KGB general has under his weapons. What if he pulls out an AK-47 Kalashnikov?
I calm Roy down, gather the troops, and exit the Melbourne Bar.
But the night has only just begun.
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