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June 5th 2008 09:58
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Crazy Kate - by Katie Hoy
Crazy Kate is a 24 year old Arts student who is pretty sure she is never going to actually make enough money to pay off her HELP debt. She enjoys starting arguments, drinking and talking about her dogs in a supremely boring and obnoxious manner. One day, Crazy Kate hopes to decide what she wants to be when she grows up. Maybe then she might finally grow some boobs, too.
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Big Loser Musings - Australian Series II
March 3rd 2008 10:50
I am pretty sure that not many people will read my blogs. This already makes me feel less than special. The good people at Orble apparently wish to rub in my un-notableness by placing a banner at the top of this page listing a bunch of famous Kates. And what a list!
Kate Moss - now THERE'S a bang up Kate! Skinny, filth, small boobed. I guess we do have something in common! Small boobs! Except mine are paired with a massive booty. A ghetto booty if you will. It doesn't bother me - if it wasn't for my arse hanging out the back of my jeans, I wouldn't have any cleavage at all.
Today we're thinking about THE BIGGEST LOSERs. I admit freely that I can't get enough of that gosh darn show! We are currently enjoying our second season over here in OSS TRAIL YA (said in Trainer Bob drawl). I don't know what went on over in the US but this season seems to be more about humiliating the contestants than promoting a healthy lifestyle. One of the episodes featured a team winning a challenge, being trussed up in evening wear and convinced they were about to hit the town in some trendy Sydney restaurant only to be dumped in the bush with The Commando (does the US have a Commando equivalent?) and forced to tackle obstacle courses in their finery. Excellent entertainment, sure - but valuable for 'their journey' (employ Trainer Bob accent once again)? Just in case they enjoy a twelve course meal and need to run off the calories in the jungle with a slightly sexy, slightly disturbing but always amusing bald SAS soldier yelling bad puns like "You think it's dinner time? I'm having you for starters!" at them?
It's fun to give the show shit. I find it hard to give the contestants shit. Regardless of their lazy lifestyles, it must take a decent sized pair to go on telly and bare all when you're 100 kegs plus. I won't even wear sleeveless shirts. Then again, when the contestants talk about what they used to consume with a thinly disguised sense of pride ("triple smoked brie cheese, my girlfriends and I would eat it EVERY DAY") it's hard to have any respect either. Especially for that Sheridan ducky. She is desperately seeking an uppercut.
My last thought for the day, and I want to hear your thoughts on this, is that Trainer Michelle is the least likeable women on television. Yeah, she's got massive muscles and a rockin bod. However, I think she needs to take a leaf from Trainer Jillian (my current lady crush - when I exercise I fantasise about her screaming abuse at me, and it turns me on in a weird way) and stop trying to be pretty. No wispy fringe, no nail polish, no high heels and hot pants in the Channel 10 promo... pull your hair back off your face, let your eyebrows thicken out a bit, employ a strangely erotic deep voice and go hard. And try not to let your condescension and disdain for the contestants shine through. Out man Trainer Shannon, the way Trainer Jillian outmans Trainer Bob!
Over and out.
Kate Moss - now THERE'S a bang up Kate! Skinny, filth, small boobed. I guess we do have something in common! Small boobs! Except mine are paired with a massive booty. A ghetto booty if you will. It doesn't bother me - if it wasn't for my arse hanging out the back of my jeans, I wouldn't have any cleavage at all.
Today we're thinking about THE BIGGEST LOSERs. I admit freely that I can't get enough of that gosh darn show! We are currently enjoying our second season over here in OSS TRAIL YA (said in Trainer Bob drawl). I don't know what went on over in the US but this season seems to be more about humiliating the contestants than promoting a healthy lifestyle. One of the episodes featured a team winning a challenge, being trussed up in evening wear and convinced they were about to hit the town in some trendy Sydney restaurant only to be dumped in the bush with The Commando (does the US have a Commando equivalent?) and forced to tackle obstacle courses in their finery. Excellent entertainment, sure - but valuable for 'their journey' (employ Trainer Bob accent once again)? Just in case they enjoy a twelve course meal and need to run off the calories in the jungle with a slightly sexy, slightly disturbing but always amusing bald SAS soldier yelling bad puns like "You think it's dinner time? I'm having you for starters!" at them?
It's fun to give the show shit. I find it hard to give the contestants shit. Regardless of their lazy lifestyles, it must take a decent sized pair to go on telly and bare all when you're 100 kegs plus. I won't even wear sleeveless shirts. Then again, when the contestants talk about what they used to consume with a thinly disguised sense of pride ("triple smoked brie cheese, my girlfriends and I would eat it EVERY DAY") it's hard to have any respect either. Especially for that Sheridan ducky. She is desperately seeking an uppercut.
My last thought for the day, and I want to hear your thoughts on this, is that Trainer Michelle is the least likeable women on television. Yeah, she's got massive muscles and a rockin bod. However, I think she needs to take a leaf from Trainer Jillian (my current lady crush - when I exercise I fantasise about her screaming abuse at me, and it turns me on in a weird way) and stop trying to be pretty. No wispy fringe, no nail polish, no high heels and hot pants in the Channel 10 promo... pull your hair back off your face, let your eyebrows thicken out a bit, employ a strangely erotic deep voice and go hard. And try not to let your condescension and disdain for the contestants shine through. Out man Trainer Shannon, the way Trainer Jillian outmans Trainer Bob!
Over and out.
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Add Comments Introducing a Noteable Kate! Yearning for the olden days at the Casino...
February 28th 2008 11:20
I am so boring now! It is a Tuesday night and I am blogging! No disrespect to bloggers, I go mad for this stuff (mostly at work admittedly) but five years ago Tuesday night was 4 pints for $10 night at the Prince Albert Bar at Jupiters Casino on the Gold Coast. Baby, believe me when I tell you I was the QUEEN of that establishment.
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