An older gentleman was on the operating table
awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son,
a renowned surgeon, perform the operation.
As he was about to get the anesthesia, he asked to speak to his son.
I am not really sure why my dating profiles aren't getting any hits. Anyway, must keep trying. This time I am going to be a Brony. Google it, if you don't know what that is. This time the admins approved my profile pictures
Here are some of the...
.....I literally just found out about this like five seconds ago...
So.....I guess while I'm still here, I say we have a moment of silence and peace.
(Sobs) Why is it only the good celebrities are dying......(
Humour for friday
A man goes to see the Rabbi. Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.
The Rabbi asked, Whats wrong
The man replied, My wife is poisoning me.
The Rabbi, very...
A lady goes to the doctor and complains her husband is losing interest in sex.
He gives her a pill but warns her that it's still experimental. He tells her to slip it in his mashed potatoes at dinner. At dinner that night, she does just...