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Some more of those laughable misheard and mis-sung lyrics, only this time from Christmas carols.
1. The Christmas Song
Supposed to be....
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire,
Jack Frost nipping on your nose,
Yuletide carols being sung by...
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A woman went to the doctor's office. She was seen by one of the new doctors, but after about four minutes in the examination room, she burst out, screaming as she ran down the hall.
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By Jonathan Scutt 21208
What other sitcom but The Big Bang Theory would feature the Doppler effect? I ask you? Christian Doppler would be so pleased. Finally I have my beloved Big Bang Theory back on Mondays and also Sundays. I still think they...
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'The files from my cabinet'
TEASER
Here is my first ever animation; its riddled with mistakes Ill have to fix (I was in such a hurry to save it and make it available on a medium apart from the computer it was created on) and I will fix them,...
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Family Guy was created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was cancelled once in 2000 and again in 2002, but strong DVD sales and re-runs on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim led FOX to resume production of the show in 2005.
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Great new ad series with Bruce Lee lookalike performing amazing work with nunchuks. In the first video he is playing the most awesome game of table tennis you're ever likely to see and in the second he lighting matches with them - one in a guy's...
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An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.
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Its the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. Hes a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girls father answers and invites him in.
Carries not ready yet, so why dont you have a seat?, he says.
Thats cool...
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Taken from a police station's daily written record of events.
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...and all will be revealed.
CLICKHERE
Read more here
We need more David Thornes in the world.
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A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through the flower beds.
"Excuse me," he said. "Have you lost something?"
"No," replied one of the doctors. "We're doing a heart transplant for an income-tax...
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There are no words to really describe this except - wow! A friend just sent this to me and i had to share it. This guy is amazing.
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INFO, the new acronym for the International New Financial Order, coined by President Hu Jintao of China, (actually he stated it as a "new international financial order", but he is Chinese and would find pithy, eye catching english acronyms...
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Life is a riddle; unfortunately the answer's not written on the back of anything.
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
Sex is like air.....it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
I married Miss Right. I didn't know her...
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The Auto industry could have been saved or restructured up to 2 years ago. Now there is not much left. The USA needs a GIANT program for infrastructure. Get the machine tool capability of the US Auto Industry as part of rebuilding the...
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This is a quiz for people who know everything! I found out in a hurry that I didn't. These are not trick questions.
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I thought I would put up a feel good post just to balance all of the seriousness and the sadness that we are constantly bombarded with in our daily lives. Here are a few pictures that should bring a smile to your dial.
Oh my God a mouse...
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By Jonathan Scutt 201108
I told you Big Bang Theory was coming back! Why they didnt start from the first episode is beyond me. I missed the first 5 minutes of the first episode, the moment when Leonard meets Penny for the first time. Ive already...
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The Saturday Night Live comic sketch featuring Tina Fey as Sarah Palin and Amy Poehler as Katie Couric. Tina Fey resurfaces again as Gov Sarah Palin, who demonstrates hints of xenophobia while discussing foreign policy with Katie Couric (AP).
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THESE ARE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION
ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME
WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE,
AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.
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