Clean Your Crotch!!
October 28th 2006 13:02
Remember when your mother used to say "don't go out in dirty underwear. You never know if you may wind up in the hospital!" Perhaps that's just an urban myth-adage, yet the point remains valid. And it applies succinctly to--yep, you guessed it guys--your crotch.
Let's be clear from the start. Women don't like dirty crotches. And they're not too fond of a guy who is constantly picking at his crotch because it itches as a result of being, errr...crotch-dirty. So for crying out loud, guys, CLEAN YOUR CROTCH.
Make it a habit, either in the morning or before bedtime. I won't go in to the basic practices of good hygeine. I am assuming that it is already there, inside of you. Momma taught you well, yes? She just never focused her lessons directly on your groin area. If you have a particularly smelly or sweaty crotch, clean it more often. Common sense, guys. CLEAN YOUR CROTCH.
Now, you may be asking "what's in it for me?" It's a legitimate question. Remember, I already said that women don't like dirty crotches. That means that they do like clean crotches. OK?
So, if you are out in the world, and you come across a nice lady who seems as interested in you as you are in her, maybe something will develop. With a clean crotch, you will have the self confidence that may give you that extra edge.
And who knows, perhaps the crotch will become a focal point of the interaction. Then, a clean crotch is a definite advantage.
CLEAN YOUR CROTCH!
deorre
Let's be clear from the start. Women don't like dirty crotches. And they're not too fond of a guy who is constantly picking at his crotch because it itches as a result of being, errr...crotch-dirty. So for crying out loud, guys, CLEAN YOUR CROTCH.
Make it a habit, either in the morning or before bedtime. I won't go in to the basic practices of good hygeine. I am assuming that it is already there, inside of you. Momma taught you well, yes? She just never focused her lessons directly on your groin area. If you have a particularly smelly or sweaty crotch, clean it more often. Common sense, guys. CLEAN YOUR CROTCH.
Now, you may be asking "what's in it for me?" It's a legitimate question. Remember, I already said that women don't like dirty crotches. That means that they do like clean crotches. OK?
So, if you are out in the world, and you come across a nice lady who seems as interested in you as you are in her, maybe something will develop. With a clean crotch, you will have the self confidence that may give you that extra edge.
And who knows, perhaps the crotch will become a focal point of the interaction. Then, a clean crotch is a definite advantage.
CLEAN YOUR CROTCH!
deorre
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