Christ Jehovah.
January 24th 2007 10:33
Jehovah? Gee, over (it?). Yahweh.Yair Weigh it up in the balance? Christ? Cries in T major or minor? Sing a song of sixpence to Satan? Jesus? Gee suss it out? I AM? Tell then I am a Yam therefore I be? I AM, A Yam? Aye Yam? Yabbies? Christ? God? Word? Trinity? Father? Son. Holy Ghost? One and the same? Three Persons? One God? How can this be? American Pie or Faith in the Divnity?? Belief in the unfathomable, inscrutable, unsearchable? The known? Unknown? Twilight Zones, Friday night Deadly Ernest Horror Shows, Hitchcock's cock, or the X Files? Mouldy & Scummy? Or an X Y & Z Generation of Idolatrers? Babylon or Babble on? I AM? You are who? And your credentials? To get on my Ark? Oh, my name is Noah. And, your first name was? Oh, okay Missing. Climb on board Mr Link. Bring your wife Blogger along. Bring your monkey-faced missus along. All Doves and peace palms here. No crucifixion of animals, birds, humans, or Life of Brian Holidays in Sardinia here. Sardinia just sank underwater as you were boarding. Your Blessed Virgin Blue pass? Calling all animals! Pair up. (No, not that way! Separate, and Pair up. Not peary arse up, you sick animals. Fuck, is sex all you animals think about? Brother and Sister Missing Link Ape. The peace of Charles Darwin be with you. Pax Api? Api non sum dignus? Corpus Api? Sorry? You have a problem with the Ox and Donkey? The future Messiah's water bottle, tummy warmer, and personal sandpaper-tongue-heater-uppers?Yes, they do flatulate a lot, and shit all over the place in multi-coloured splatter. Hang out Apes. Chill! Settle for a few million years. Only 40 million to go until you evolve into bloggers. Christ? Jehovah? Equals and Opposites? Or the same? Or just bad Douay Rheims publication skills?
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Comment by David
Your last name? ...
Mal-ediction? ... Mal-e-factor? Mal-Ignant? Mal-colm X (files) ... Mal-CUM up my arse with a strap-on? ... Mal-treatment sewerage plant?
Love this post man ...
David ...
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
is jehovah another name for God?
If so I totally think he and Jesus: opposites.
Just my lay-thoughts.
Norm.
Comment by Mal
Mal
Perceptive little fucker aren't you? My last name? Male-e-FACTOR. Descended from Barabbas. The malefactor Pilate decided to release. The Male electronic email FACTOR. So Women can check their in-boxes.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Comment by Mal
Mal
Your lay thoughts? Lay-zy thoughts? If so? We are equals. Not opposites.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Comment by Lily
Ars Poetica
play on...
~Lily
Comment by Mal
Mal
Playing all the time here.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
...and totally paranorMAL....
Do I understand any of this?
Hell no.
Lucky I'm with the game they play in heaven...
what does that make me?
A ruck and rollover's witness?
Nice to meet you aMALga mate.
DuskDevi
Comment by Mal
Mal
According to the Jehaovahs and their strict, literal, warped & twisted, Gideons’ Biblical interpretations of only the OT. Not NT. Opposites, they are. According to the Jehovahs, only 144,000 Jehovahs are going to heaven. Exact. Precise Number. Fuck knows what the millions of the doorknockers think about their chances, and why they keep badgering people and shoving their non-belief down the doorbells of sub-urbanity and inanity and insanity? What game do Jehovahs play in hell? Pin a tag or fifteen on your Bible? Pin your knuckles on Satan’s tail? Pin your hopes on his horns? Rugby, the divine game, and Pin the forked tail on Satan? Opposites.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
Rugby and AFL?... ruck on!
Comment by Mal
Mal
Yes. I have to agree with you. There is real Rugby. Union. And there is bonehead, meathead thugby. League. Complete opposites. One is divine, the other is infernal. Yet both are eternal. Opposites and Equals.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Mal.
Comment by Francis
Passionate Apathy
Comment by Mal
Mal
Arthur Clarke? Clarky the Darky? The answer to God's number is in 'Hithchiker's Guide to the Galaxy.' = 42. Give or Take. Sometimes Equals = Opposites. And vice-versa.
Mal.
U-Turn & Re-Turn.
Comment by Francis
Passionate Apathy
It's so easy, even a President could figure it out! Just like the various stories of Samantha Mulder's disappearance, all we need to do is just keep re-writing our own history until we stumble upon a version we like, where we come out as the good guys!