Chris Champion

Melbourne, Victoria, AUSTRALIA


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Sexpert needed

December 2nd 2008 04:38
polar bear boy girl

Much of the news in northern Japan recently has been concerned with the poor record of local officials in the area of polar bear sexing.

The municipal zoo in Kushiro, Hokkaido prefecture, brought in a polar bear cub three years ago. He was named Tsuyoshi, after popular baseball outfielder Tsuyoshi Shinjo.

Zoo staff then waited patiently until Tsuyoshi reached reproductive age. The big day came about three months ago, and he was introduced to long-time zoo resident, an 11-year-old female named Kurumi.

But no little polar bears eventuated. Tsuyoshi, it was noted, was not even doing the amorous advance thing.

In early November, zookeepers put young Tsuyoshi under anaesthesia to get to the bottom of the matter. What they discovered is that he is a she.

In their defence, zoo officials say it is no simple matter to identify a polar bear's sex. "Their long hair makes it difficult to distinguish," said zookeeper Masako Inoue.

The zoo is now combing the area for another male.

www.reuters.co.uk, www.cnn.com, www.theregister.co.uk

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United in sport, divided by politicians

December 1st 2008 22:21
india pakistan problems

It's hard to find a more complex set of political and social issues than the Pakistan-India confrontation. The partition and creation of Pakistan in 1947 was politically driven and created more problems than it solved.

I learned a heartbreaking fact a couple of years ago. When the Indian cricket team plays a Test match anywhere in the world, every cricket fan in Pakistan follows the game just as avidly as if it was Pakistan playing. They still accept, indeed take, the Indian team as their own.

If this grassroots, instinctive evidence counts for anything, it says that, 61 years after political partition, culturally they remain one nation.

But since when did the honesty of grassroots instinct and passion sway opinion in the halls of political expediency?

Recommended background reading: Deep Pencil post

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10 fabulous facts about beer

December 1st 2008 21:28
beer

1.
Beer is the world's oldest and most widely consumed alcoholic drink. It is the third most popular drink overall, after water and tea.

2.
Beer may be older than bread. The first documented use of beer is from the 11th century but the first beer is thought to have been produced in monasteries about the 7th century BC.

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Beer was widely popular by the 14th century, partly because it tasted good and partly because it was safer to drink than water during epidemics.

beer waitress


4.
Lager-style beer was invented by the Germans in the mid-19th century. They named it lager, which means ‘storage’ in German, because of the slow fermentation time. Today the term lager is used throughout the English-speaking world to denote that style of beer, but German speakers no longer call it lager.

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The world's biggest-selling beer by volume is America’s Budweiser.

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The basic ingredients of beer are water, a fermentable starch source such as malted barley, and yeast. Beer is sometimes referred to as ‘liquid bread’ because brewer’s yeast is a rich source of nutrients. Beer can contain magnesium, selenium, potassium, phosphorus, biotin and B vitamins.

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Most beers are flavoured with hops, and flavouring beer is the sole major commercial use of hops. Hops give beer a bitterness that balances the sweetness of the malt. Hops also contribute floral, citrus, and herbal aromas and flavours to beer; they have an antibiotic effect that helps the brewer's yeast overcome less desirable microorganisms; hops help a beer keep its foamy head longer; and the acidity of hops acts as a preservative.

beer bikini
Stubble holder

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Hops have never grown well in Scotland, and Scots developed and still have a preference for other bittering substances such as ginger, pepper, spices and aromatic herbs. Barley, however, does grow well there. Barley produced in the north of Scotland most often becomes whiskey, but barley grown in the south is better suited to the making of beer.

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A 2005 Japanese study found that low-alcohol beer may possess strong anti-cancer properties.

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The traditional European brewing nations - Germany, Belgium, Austria, the Czech Republic, Denmark, the Netherlands, the United Kingdom and Ireland - all have rich local beer histories and traditions. In some countries, notably the US, Canada and Australia, brewers have adapted European styles to such an extent that they have effectively created indigenous beers.

manet beer waitress
Edouard Manet: The Waitress

Wikipedia, forum.tapesh.com, www.absoluteastronomy.com, beerfacts.net. images: muzeumhumoru.onet.pl, www.routerforums.com, www.boozebasher.com, picasaweb.google.com, www.watchersweb.com


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country and western

I gave her the ring; she gave me the finger

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5 toys for gay boys

November 30th 2008 21:36
aussie Bum
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Oh, alright, my sweetie is a confirmed 2(x)ist man, but for me aussieBum is the only underwear I will ever slip in to. Or out of. I have this dream about being in an accident and this divine doctor has to cut away my pants and when he sees my aussieBum he ... anyway, one thing is certain, Calvin Klein is out.

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bloggercise pen

Take an infinitive and split it and listen to the howls. How dare you commit such a crime against the English language, they will cry. It is a common complaint and even those who don't know precisely what a split infinitive is have been heard to sneer.

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Your guide to writing style

November 29th 2008 05:12
writing style

Great writers are born in moments of mystery when the stars and planets are serendipitously aligned and the ghosts of Dante, Goethe and Shakespeare are having a drink in a heavenly beer garden (perhaps ruing the decline of iambic pentameter).

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Table of two cities

November 28th 2008 01:29
christmas morning

This sweet little table was brought to life in a small Hong Kong factory and has since hosted family Christmas lunches, candlelit suppers and riotous gatherings of good friends.

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The dogs don't dig it

November 27th 2008 11:47
paving work

It has been a traumatic three days for the dogs, who have seen their beloved backyard turned into an alien landscape. We tried to explain that we had little choice, but understanding and forgiveness weren’t immediately forthcoming.

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Call of the wild

November 27th 2008 00:11
duck calling

The attention of sports fans everywhere will be on Stuttgart, Arkansas, this weekend for the the 73rd Annual World Duck Calling Championship.

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Recent Comments

Comment by Chris Champion
on United in sport, divided by politicians

December 2nd 2008 22:25
Perhaps all the sportsman should become politicians as one popular cricketer did.
Give them a thick skin and a big can of Anti-Corruption-a-Guard, and it might work

Comment by Chris Champion
on That’s What I Call Leadership

December 2nd 2008 06:05
Hi Janet, this appointment certainly has the right feeling about it.

Comment by Chris Champion
on United in sport, divided by politicians

December 2nd 2008 03:54
I've been thinking a bit more about this since I wrote it, and it occurs to me that the man who told me this (an Indian) was in his 60s and it's therefore possible that the younger generations no longer feel the same way. But it's also possible they do. Either way, I felt the same as you - wow - to think that Pakistanis still claim the Indian team as their own in this way. It's so natural. It transcends caste, religion and politics. It's so much much more real a connection between people than the efforts of powermongering and hyperbolising politicians.

I'm wearing my anti-politician hat today

Comment by Chris Champion
on Cricket: Priming an Audience through Poetry

December 2nd 2008 03:35
Didn't Norm invent the term 'sticky wicket'?


I shall try not to abuse my authority. Go fetch Hot Lips for me will you please.

Well said Norm. Jolly well said. Wise words indeed.

Comment by Chris Champion
on Is Having Sex Online Cheating?

December 2nd 2008 00:30
Hi Janet,

If I got involved in an on-line relationship, it would feel like cheating. Perhaps the proof is this: would I be inclined to tell my real-life partner all about it? Certainly not. The emotional energy invested in a serious on-line affair must detract from real-life relationships. I can't see any ifs or buts here: cheating.

Comment by Chris Champion
on 10 fabulous facts about beer

December 2nd 2008 00:18
It's a good point Janet - I didn't realise it myself until I researched this post. And there's enough material for a 10 fabulous facts about beer 2 when I get time

Comment by Chris Champion
on The Kashmir Diversion

December 1st 2008 22:23
Hi Morgan,

Excellent and informative bit of research. You have motivated me to write my own little anecdotal post here.

Chris

Thank you, and well reworded. But as you say, it's about economy. We know that the Trio of Literary Gods (Orwell, Byron and Norm) would not hesitate to shove an adjective up an infinitive where appropriate, so why people continue to question the practice is beyond me