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The infamous Quotes

May 30th 2008 13:48
A Few Quotes from the Chefs Gone Wild Laboratory...updated as they come


- You and me mike, we shall be more travelled than an African Emu

- As strong as a Donkey's tongue

- I'm so happy I could snort a Butterfly

- Yes we did make them well today didn't we, my apple pie is in my lap as we speak......................no comment

- Chef, will i die if i snort tabasco?....(shortly afterwards)....omg mike its ok, i wont die


The Chef's Gone Wild Motto:


- She'll Be Right







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the day the tabasco won

May 30th 2008 13:28
Twas the day before friday and was the time of the day when cleaning up must be done so kenj and myself shut ourselves in the fridge to waste some time, anyways on this fateful day a bottle of our good 'ol friend tabasco sauce was beckoning on the shelving so i graceful inquired as to whether kenj would enjoy a taste..."of course" was the answer

now as you may well know tabasco bottles are not meant for lots to be removed at once so while kenj was trying to get some to come out i just gave it an oh so gentle tap on the bottom and half the bottle instantly empted itself. Now this would've been ok had


a) had the bottle not been pointing to kenj's mouth
b) had his mouth not been open
c) had he been ready
d) had he known what was coming

unfortunately none of the above worked in his favour and for the next 3 minutes i attempted to keep people out the fridge, especially the chef we had for the lesson while poor kenj tried to unscrunch his face and get some air back into his lungs and make sure his eyes, nose and any other orifice above his waist wasnt bleeding . The faces he pulled were somewhat amusing with the following photo reminiscent of one of the more memorable

Have a great night everyone, stay tuned for more updates as they occur




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A Quick Something

May 30th 2008 13:12
Just a quick something we threw together to put up around on all the notice boards, gotta stay amused ya know!


FREE!!

Limited Edition Les Paul Air Guitar

Compassionate Hugs

Heartfelt Compliments

Tickets to Chef Shindo's
"I Dont Wanna Miss A Thing" Recital

Disposal of Unopened Food and Drink Items

Amusement (Small Fee Applies)

Please see Mike and Kenj for more Info

Donations of $2 and more are tax deductible
Recital will be held in Cookery Common Room at a date yet to be specified
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A Classic Example

May 30th 2008 12:59
Classic Example

Both cakes involved here took the same amount of time, used the same ingredients and followed the same recipe

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