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Animals get a bad rap

November 8th 2009 18:31
boxer

Humans may be at the top of the food chain but we often tend to use that status too literally and blame our problems on "lower" species.

Take, for instance, the recent outbreaks of H1N1, better known as "swine flu." Before that, the big scare was "bird flu."

This disrespect of inferior species has even found its way into our technology. Des anyone remember the "monkey virus" that infect our computers?

What about dogs? Mans best friend? I think not!
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Don't flip off the cops!

September 26th 2009 22:50
hand

NO matter what the police say, DON'T give them the finger!

That lesson was learned by David Hackbart of Pittsburgh, PA. He was cruising around in one of the busier sections of the 'Burgh when he thought he'd found a place to park. He started to back up but, unfortunately, the driver behind him refused to budge.

We've all been there. Right?

He flipped off the guy and then heard a voice telling him not to do such things in public. This guy also got the finger but, it turns out it was a Man in Blue!

And if you don't believe me you can read it for yourself!
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Penis Chopping News!

September 19th 2009 17:18
dagger

Ladies, have you ever been so upset at your boyfriend or husband that you wanted to cut off his penis?

If you did, would you think about it afterward?

That's pretty much the case in Turkey. A woman has to wait 18 months while courts wait to see if her lover's re-attached penis will "function."

Here's a link to the news story so, you can see I'm not making this up!
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Although I'm no lawyer, I watch a lot of "Law and Order" which leads me to ask, "What is functionality?"

Notice if you will, the article doesn't say anything about FULL functionality. To me, there is the legal loophole.

If the guy can urinate via his penis, it's all good!

Nowhere is ANYthing stated about sexual escapades!

Maybe that's a case for appellate court?



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The danger of public toilets

August 27th 2009 00:58
It's okay to shake your head at this but, I won't be offended if you laugh.

A man in Australia was using a public rest room the other day and got stuck to the throne because someone smeared GLUE all over the seat!

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Hendrix redux

August 24th 2009 01:30
It's the 40th anniversary of Woodstock.

Instead of discussing political or social ramifications of the event, let's remember the music.

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Tequila Sunrise--the lost verse

August 18th 2009 03:01
I've been grooving on the Eagles since the 70's but I never heard this version of Tequila Sunrise until I stumbled upon it last night when I was looking for some guitar chords on the web.

One thing is certain--Glenn Frey will never be that young again.

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Is Disney a smut purveyor?

August 9th 2009 18:55
vanessa hudgens
It seems like Vanessa Hudgens just won't learn. It seems that some more nude photographs of her surfaced this week.


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She had cocaine in her naughty place

August 9th 2009 06:37
Here's a story about a Florida woman's run in with the law.

You probably didn't hear about this one on CNN.

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I talk to the trees...

July 30th 2009 02:39
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America lost a TRUE hero

July 22nd 2009 03:39
This post is late in coming. Today it was my misfortune to learn of last month's death of Darrell Powers who passed away at 86.

Exactly who was Darrell Powers?

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