Caught Red Haired.
October 18th 2010 04:45
Disgraced whistleblower David Hordwallop made a shock announcement today: he saw Julia Galliard kissing someone not her partner, Tim Mathieson. David claims to have seen Julia and he unnamed man, in a tree and they were, in David’s words, “K I S S I N G.”
Political experts have comment on what this will mean for Gillard’s political future: “usually, in these circumstances, this phase of the relationship can go quite quickly. This phase, referred to as ‘Love’ can progress easily into the next phase, ‘Marriage’. Of course, Julia and marriage are not easy bedfellows. But even more controversially, the third phase of the process is possible the biggest political liability. Babies sitting on a carriage could hinder her for years.”
National Party shadow minister of the subjugation of women, Neil Parason condemned the action. “Adultery really shows how Gillard pisses all over traditional values. I mean really, what could be more of a threat to the family unit then adultery committed by a woman?”
Gillard denies the claim saying: “Boy are like totally gross,” while red cheeked. It should be noted that David Hordwallop has been largely discredited as a reliable witness after suggesting that ‘Julia Bishop smells,’ when in fact, as we all know, she smells lovely.
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