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May 6th 2012 14:01
Conrad Black returns to Toronto and it doesn't look like prison in the States has changed him much...



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Stephen Colbert Mentions Canada!

April 25th 2012 06:51
Celebrations on the streets of Canada tonight as Canadians rejoice in being mentioned on a major network...Or at least Comedy Central. Right-wing despot and probable love interest of, 'The Daily Show's,' Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert mentioned Canada on his show. Demanding that the world use American money, he ridiculed Iceland's idea of using Canadian. He then found the new dinosaur glow-in-the-dark quarter from the Royal Mint threatening. Hopefully, one day Colbert will mention The Great White North again. We can only dream.

Here is Stephen Colbert's biography: The Amazing Stephen Colbert!
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Breaking Canadian News!

April 24th 2012 04:01
Here are the top news stories from Canada...

DANIELLE SMITH FAILS TO SEIZE CONTROL OF ALBERTA! The Progressive Conservative Party of Alberta is sighing with relief tonight. Despite everyone's best estimates, people actually decided to vote for them. In a major upset, Smith, leader of the Wildrose Party that had led in the polls, only has a projected 20 seats right now. The Conservatives have 60! It looks like another majority government for Premier Alison Redford who will maintain her iron grip on power in the province. They have ruled for more than forty years.

OTTAWA SENATORS LOSE! Senators have lost to New York! Senators have lost to New York! In a huge disappointment for Canadian hockey fans who would like to see the Stanley Cup return north of the border for once, the Sens have lost! The score was 3-2 and now we'll go to a game 7 which they MUST WIN!

IGGY IS A SEPERATIST NOW! The man who single-handedly destroyed the Liberal Party of Canada has made a drunken boast to BBC Scotland that Quebec will one day separate from Canada. This leaves Liberals even more isolated and marginalized as they try to rebuild the party Iggy has completely ruined. Next he is likely to head for Moscow where he will probably make a speech on how communism will likely make a comeback.

CANADIAN TAX PAYERS PAY THE QUEEN'S BILLS! Canadians paid for posh limo rides and expensive hotel rooms but then it turned out it wasn't for Queen Elizabeth but, instead, for federal minister Bev Oda.

For more news on Canada check out my other blog: CANADU
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First Post

April 23rd 2012 21:37
Welcome to my blog! From the Great White North, your news source for all things Tim Horton's, polar bears, and hockey.

Now that the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation has received massive cutbacks from the Conservative government in this years budget, news from the outside world is sparse and far between. From what I can gather, the current U.S. President is Mad Max and the winner of the GOP ticket was Robocop. Looks like an interesting race to see who seizes control of the White House


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