wheres your butt been??
Butts out the window? Get rid of the d**k and chuck em back in . .
I'm often finding myself "hanging on the passenger side of my best friends ride" - BEING mohamad ali ALWAYS punching - simply in order to deter THEIR butts from jumping out the window. My focus IS primarily on little skinny, stinking, not-even-close-to-biodegradab le - WITH their ventriliquists HANDS up their butts.
The past 5 years of my continuous endeavouring, rationalising education program, although not an always convincing experience, HAS allowed me to gather that the main reason, these hundreds of different butt-sucking people throw their butts out, is because; they have been known to dirty and stink up their OWN vehicles - often being the wittless steering wheel's, hands with a head attached'S - Pride and Joy.
It seems much easier to JUST let it go with the flow of the wind. Unfortunately, similarly to when residing in a hotel room, (people's sponge like mind's years of acquiring manners or moral beliefs are altered - and beam me up scotty. . Naked fountains .. human hammers .. and johnny bottles of refilled tea mysteriously appear - sorry that's for another blog).
Multiply this wrist reflux action, by the number of simpler similar minded smokers on the road - just in your city @ the same time & in peak hour traffic - late to work & viewing them through a live stream of google earth - it would seem as if steaming snow was falling roughly from 3 feet off the ground EVERYWHERE. When these smouldering-chemical-snow-sti cks aren't rolling their ways into dense dry bushes, then they lay patiently for years, often mysteriously congregated, watching us pass THEM by, flowing with the wind OF CAR TYRES, getting some of their own medicine from OUR exhausts. Those that aren't lucky enough to be picked up by wandering, drunken, nicotine craving travellers, slip away through the cracks and into our drains, and their final gallivant - a kamikazee mission destroying our beaches and its residents. the place the majority of us are protecting and hanging on to, from threats like global warming and other [mainly self-afflicted] environmental impacts.
All those butt yielding species out there currently using their ASHtrays as CASHtrays - here is a helpful hint - although not as extravagant as those water salinisation cones - but definitely on the same team and perhaps just as mind boggling(please see environmental warrior).
Follow these instructions carefully to AVOID BEING ROAD RAGED (ASK YOUR MUMS):
1. CONTINUE TO SLOWLY INHALE IN A SOUTHERNLY DIRECTION TOWARD THE TIP OF THE BUTT
2. WHEN DOWN TO A REASONABLE DISTANCE (when you pass the brand name) BEGIN TO TWIST THE SMOULDERING BROWN SUBSTANCE (as little as possible) continuing in a southernly direction toward the ground, BETWEEN YOUR THUMB AND INDEX FINER WHILST RETAINING A TIGHT GRIP (IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE STIMULATION)
3. wHEN ALL BROWN SUBSTANCE HAVE EVACUATED, ENSURE THE CASHTRAY IS BROKE(EMPTY) AND GENTLY PLACE YOUR RETIRED SKYDIVING PYROMANIAC FRIEND(BUTT) TO REST
4. REPEAT STEPS 1 TO 3 IF NECESSARY
5. DISPOSE OF ODOURLESS CONTENTS OF TRAY INTO A SUITABLE [BIN] LOCATION AND REPLACE TRAY
THERE WILL BE NO ASH, NO STENCH (which you all wreak of anyway) and best of all NO UGLY BUTTS OUT OUR WINDOWS, OR BURNING OUR EARTH'S CARPET.
WHEN YOUR BUTT'S OUT THE WINDOW - GET RID OF THE D**K - AND STICK IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS .. I MEAN YOUR ASHTRAY. .
This has been an environmental message for those fu**ing up their lungs and ours. Remember passive smoking is passively worse.
I'm often finding myself "hanging on the passenger side of my best friends ride" - BEING mohamad ali ALWAYS punching - simply in order to deter THEIR butts from jumping out the window. My focus IS primarily on little skinny, stinking, not-even-close-to-biodegradab le - WITH their ventriliquists HANDS up their butts.
The past 5 years of my continuous endeavouring, rationalising education program, although not an always convincing experience, HAS allowed me to gather that the main reason, these hundreds of different butt-sucking people throw their butts out, is because; they have been known to dirty and stink up their OWN vehicles - often being the wittless steering wheel's, hands with a head attached'S - Pride and Joy.
It seems much easier to JUST let it go with the flow of the wind. Unfortunately, similarly to when residing in a hotel room, (people's sponge like mind's years of acquiring manners or moral beliefs are altered - and beam me up scotty. . Naked fountains .. human hammers .. and johnny bottles of refilled tea mysteriously appear - sorry that's for another blog).
Multiply this wrist reflux action, by the number of simpler similar minded smokers on the road - just in your city @ the same time & in peak hour traffic - late to work & viewing them through a live stream of google earth - it would seem as if steaming snow was falling roughly from 3 feet off the ground EVERYWHERE. When these smouldering-chemical-snow-sti cks aren't rolling their ways into dense dry bushes, then they lay patiently for years, often mysteriously congregated, watching us pass THEM by, flowing with the wind OF CAR TYRES, getting some of their own medicine from OUR exhausts. Those that aren't lucky enough to be picked up by wandering, drunken, nicotine craving travellers, slip away through the cracks and into our drains, and their final gallivant - a kamikazee mission destroying our beaches and its residents. the place the majority of us are protecting and hanging on to, from threats like global warming and other [mainly self-afflicted] environmental impacts.
All those butt yielding species out there currently using their ASHtrays as CASHtrays - here is a helpful hint - although not as extravagant as those water salinisation cones - but definitely on the same team and perhaps just as mind boggling(please see environmental warrior).
Follow these instructions carefully to AVOID BEING ROAD RAGED (ASK YOUR MUMS):
1. CONTINUE TO SLOWLY INHALE IN A SOUTHERNLY DIRECTION TOWARD THE TIP OF THE BUTT
2. WHEN DOWN TO A REASONABLE DISTANCE (when you pass the brand name) BEGIN TO TWIST THE SMOULDERING BROWN SUBSTANCE (as little as possible) continuing in a southernly direction toward the ground, BETWEEN YOUR THUMB AND INDEX FINER WHILST RETAINING A TIGHT GRIP (IT HAS BEEN KNOWN TO CAUSE STIMULATION)
3. wHEN ALL BROWN SUBSTANCE HAVE EVACUATED, ENSURE THE CASHTRAY IS BROKE(EMPTY) AND GENTLY PLACE YOUR RETIRED SKYDIVING PYROMANIAC FRIEND(BUTT) TO REST
4. REPEAT STEPS 1 TO 3 IF NECESSARY
5. DISPOSE OF ODOURLESS CONTENTS OF TRAY INTO A SUITABLE [BIN] LOCATION AND REPLACE TRAY
THERE WILL BE NO ASH, NO STENCH (which you all wreak of anyway) and best of all NO UGLY BUTTS OUT OUR WINDOWS, OR BURNING OUR EARTH'S CARPET.
WHEN YOUR BUTT'S OUT THE WINDOW - GET RID OF THE D**K - AND STICK IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS .. I MEAN YOUR ASHTRAY. .
This has been an environmental message for those fu**ing up their lungs and ours. Remember passive smoking is passively worse.
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