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February 25th 2013 23:31
Bulletproof


What is wrong with my uncle Joke. It seems like everything he does always turns out badly against him. Last time he saw a girl of a morden times buying a touch screen phone amounting to $ 256.00. He wanted to buy that phone too. He also have something in his pocket, well he had $6.00 and went to a company called COME YOU BALD.

COME YOU BALD is a company Uncle Jokes wanted to work in to have at least $225.00 to add his money to buy his touchscreen he deserve. Well i have forgotten to remind him not to cough during auditions because one of his teeth is aging more than he lived,and that could spell permanently bullied and thrown out from the company immediately by the boss and even selling his fallen teeth on the ground to the museum to be planted on drawn pictures by of old people without teeth.

The thing is, Uncle Jokes took a very wrong path, he always coughing and he will just do that in no distance to somebody without care, that means if he is auditioned by a boss of the company himself, the boss will end up with many teeths in his mouth since he(boss) also likes to shout on other people's face with bulling techniques, even though he fears people more especially who are very shy to take the wright path of their life.

For the record i didn't know what happened exactly that day all i have read on the newspapers was that someone was seen sleeping in front of the door of the richest man in the world who owns multiple of museums across the world.

The rumours are that Uncle Jokes didn't see it coming. COME YOU BALD is not what me and you think it is. It is a puzzle to people like Uncle Jokes. It is sad that during auditions the boss of C.....Y......BALD went to an old man whom i believe it was my Uncle Jokes. The boss had a very ugly cup on his hand. He approached to Uncle Jokes and gave him a cup he was holding to hold it. The boss then sad open your mouth and Uncle Jokes did exactly that. The boss then went on his pocket to take out his gloves and put them on.

Slowly but showly his(boss) hand went strait to Uncle Jokes teeth and with no hury at all, he removed one of Uncle Jokes teeth with no fear of The Mighty God at all. Even a sound of a teeth uniting with a cup he was holding i bet he did not hear it. The pain he felt resulted on more blood lost. Even the crowd wished the umbulance team was nearby but to collect the blood which the people are refusing to voluntear to donate for our future generations.

I will try to investigate on why sleeping in front of people's doors in coming soon charpters and also what COME YOU BALD means, not forgetting some modern techniques used for making money for people like Uncle Jokes.

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