JESUSBruno = Penis
July 14th 2009 01:25
All I can say is Penis, engrained on the back fo my retinas, Cohen's dancing, shaved penis.
Hilarious, but not at the same time.
Can I say the film started of so well, Nessaja by Scooter kicked off the credits with a pile driving bass thumping POW, flashing lights, rapid collages of image, pow, pow , pow. I was rocking along in my Gold Class chair, pyhsched as all hell to see this new legendary Cohen film.
The music stopped, the fun stopped, the laughs, were so minimal.
It lacks so much the Borat possessed, the warmth that Borat would demonstrate was wasted in Bruno with no thoguht of consequence, just random celeb interviews, random sex scenes and eye offensive video sequences. It was not funny, really at all, I have this frown on my face writing this as I feel quite ripped off, the hype was so much, the publicity was immense, and it's a heap o' junk.
If anyone wants any real details let me know, but honestly, wait for it to come out on DVD, rent it, dont buy it, then watch it drunk with friends:
"HAHAHA, OMG U JSUT SAW HIS DICK, HAHAHA, WOO GET ME ANOTHER BEER"
Plahhhh leassssseeeee
P>S The scooter song is trully awesome, Really Long Link
Check it out haha
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Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
Comment by JESUS
What's Love?
Its a commercial Juggernaunt that will no doubt continue to make millions at the box office as it has already.
Does it deserve the revenue? Yes, its different it's out there, it's not another rom com starring Katherine Heigl or Sandra Fuckign Bullock, so I can handle it making some serious cash.
It's still not funny though
p.s norm, i love how quickly u comment on my posts, u honestly make me feel oddly special, good on you, KUDOS TO U NORM, KUDOS
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
NAAART!
You're on the money, little baby J. I think it will make a the money.
Thanks, for real, for your nice words. Niiice.
Nobody throws themself into a film review like you do. Nobody. I love it.
Comment by JESUS
What's Love?
Is it innapropriate Norm, that I announce I have a man crush on you?
Comment by Norm
Consumption Malfunction
Equal and Opposite
Arses and Elbows
Footy Power
I think that if we met, you'd find, baby j, I was an entirely different person in the flesh. How would you feel about that?
Comment by JESUS
What's Love?
It's all about attitude, and mostly about looks.
Ahh life is a bitch