Brenton

Brisbane, Queensland, AUSTRALIA


Joined September 8th 2006

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Think for yourself.

Contact
brenton.clutterbuck@gmail.com
Current Projects
At present I am running for a position in State Politics, in Maroochy. I am very excited to have this opportunity. These articles do not detail my exact political views, but instead explore a variety of concepts. Please feel free to contact me if you wish for clarification.

Please also realise, comments I leave are quite quick, so they don't reflect my actual ability to spell :D .
Things I like
Talking.
Blogging.
Writing.
Pop Culture.
Dancing Badly.
Traveling.
Music.

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RAH BLAH RAH BLAH!!!!

November 27th 2010 13:31
RAH AND BLAH


BLAH

Go stick your head in the loo


Choice Ciggarettes
You name something full of addictive niccotine and give it a name like Choice? Why not just sell a big fucking vat of Heroin called 'Independence', or a new type of Vodka shot called 'Dignity and Composure'?


Mess
We go through life with some level of basic respect and decency towards our world and fellow man. Then we get jobs in retail, realise we hate everyone and figure hey, why not live like Hoggish Greedly? Leave our filth everywhere for the treeless birds to scavenge.


Wanker
Thanks to Lorna Jean now all you running types can spend shitloads of money identifying yourself as a running type. Just don't let yourself remember that these images were probably made up by fat white 40 year old men so they could suck up your money, and you can let the good feeling flow. Ahh.


RAH
Like finding a bright green puppy in your cereal box

Seddon Cripps
The Name. The Mustache. The Profession. It's hard to believe he wasn't made by Marvel. In fact I had a whole comic book about him, where he's a banker whose family was murdered by mutants. He's trying to destroy all mutants by evicting the X-Men off their property. While he's there though there is an attack, and he finds himself fighting for his life, and is ready to betray or befriend any mutant on a whim - it was the best thing ever.


One Planet
This Doth Needeth No Explanation


Plug
When you pick up a saucepan off the table and you put it on your gas stove and the fire is like, wayyy bigger than it should be and you turn it off but it keeps burning away and you look under and see what seems to be a marshmallow - it means the plug was stuck to your saucepan.
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Things on Strings

April 28th 2010 05:45
Things on Strings –Fasionrat
A lot of the time we think fashion is only what goes on in shops. However, a great deal of what ends up as cool really starts with a handful of random tripperkids discovering something fun.
Fashion rarely begins in a marketing meeting. Fashion just happens. It’s fun. It’s silly. And that spirit of irreverence and experimentation (as opposed to the simple excess of the great marketing machine) is what makes Things on Strings so appealing. IT is as it sounds; Take a thing, add string; wear. Done!
1: Lego. Some dude I know connected one BIG piece of lego to a string, so that then he could just add and subtract to it at his leisure. This girl used a lego octopus, which is equally cool.
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2: Lollies (strictly speaking, ‘candy’). Those mad lolly necklaces that you get for about a buck in a 7-11. We know that you’re not really meant to wear then unless you’re aged under twelve, but they’re really cool. So to hell with you, spoilsports.
3. Key chains. So yes they’re made for keys. But by now I’m sure you’ve worked out it’s all about re-contextualisation. How would it look around your neck? Try it. Really Long Link keychain.
4. CDs. Yes, they are meant to be listened too. But CDs get scratched, broken, drawn on etc. When this happens, don’t ditch it! Chuck it on a string, and there you go!
5. Rings. Again, not meant for your neck, but hopefully by now you’ve worked out that if it was MEANT to go around your neck, you really shouldn’t bother. A ring around the neck it a pleasant thing, especially where it shares a meaning with a special someone.
6. Basically anything that has a hole in it can have a string through it; so why wait? Get stringy!
7. 7. draw it. Really Long Link
8. Stuff. Toys. Really Long Link
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Otherkin

May 31st 2009 12:27
Horus
Horus is an example of therianthropy, the combination of human and wild elements. Subcultures based around this may form part of the Otherkin identity


Otherkin would have to be one of the more unusual social groups I've found via the Net - Humans who claim they're not human. As such.

And come on, work with me here - that's kind of cool right?

Otherkin regard themselves as animals, aliens, extra dimensional beings or other non humans. This is usually depicted as the state of an individuals soul, within a human body, generally attributed to the (I love this term) 'Oops, missed' theory of reincarnation. However there are exceptions - the Vampyres, for instance.

Generally becoming aware of their Vampiric status through discovering THE THIRST - the need to drink blood, (or for psionic vampyres - energy) . Not that there’s any real need to fear for your neck - these days biting is kind of frowned upon, and the drinking of human blood seems more a process of hypodermic needles and blood tests. Vampyres can get diseases too.

Image used under Creative Commons Attribution ShareAlike 1.0 License Horus. Antiquité égyptienne du musée du Louvre. Guillaume Blanchard, July 2004, Fujifilm S6900 Really Long Link
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Left Wing Values

March 29th 2009 13:00
Call them liberals, Left wing or progressive. No matter what you want to call them, there is an understanding that there are two relatively distinct groups in our society; the Left and the Right.

Obviously if we are to lump these mobs into two groups there are very specific and visible differences between them. This article seeks to clarify, not specific views on controversial issues, but general ideological views that seem to define what is today recognised as the ‘left wing


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Being Polite is Rude

March 29th 2009 12:54
You’re a polite individual. You say please and thank you, and treat people with decency and respect. However, for some reason this does not seem to have a positive influence on your social life – in fact, quite the opposite. You still feel awkward around your peers, tongue tied where others speak freely in social situations, and find the girls of your dreams walking straight past you, into the arms of the biggest jerk in the world.

Don’t worry. You’re not alone in your confusion. The difficulty you’re having comes from a misconception in what constitutes politeness itself


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Fags and Bitches

March 23rd 2009 12:58
Fags and Bitches
Sluts and Hos
Wander down


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Global Warming Quotes

January 26th 2009 14:04
We simply must do everything we can in our power to slow down global warming before it is too late... The science is clear. The global warming debate is over. Arnold Schwarzenegger, bill signing ceremony for California's strict anti-emissions law, September 26, 2006

The answer to global warming is in the abolition of private property and production for human need. A socialist world would place an enormous priority on alternative energy sources. This is what ecologically-minded socialists have been exploring for quite some time now. Louis Proyect, Columbia University


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Hoppipolla

January 26th 2009 00:33
Sigur Ros are a wonderful and beautiful Icelandic band. Many of their lyrics are not even in a genuine language, but an invented one called Hopelandic, based on Icelandic sounds and open to interpretation.

Hoppippolla though, is predominantly in Icelandic. The title means ‘Jumping In Puddles’. The lyrics reference a group of friends having simple childhood adventures. The film clip porteys this with a childlike group of elders, and is a wonderful piece of film


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No Platypus Dumping.

January 26th 2009 00:23
You know those things you see and just go… WHY? Yeah. This is one of those.

no platypus rubbish bin

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Tori Amos – 97 Bonnie and Clyde.

January 23rd 2009 08:05
I find great difficulty in expressing the awesomeness of Tori Amos. Her music is classy, emotional, intense. Her work is… more pretentious than I tend to like. Artistic to the point of pointless. But that’s no thing. It sounds awesome.

One thing about Tori is that she’s a feminist. So as one might be able to simply assume safely, she’s not the biggest supporter of the following song


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Recent Comments

Comment by Brenton
on Water Roller Coaster

August 1st 2009 03:04
It goes into a hole full of flashy lights, it's awsome.

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Comment by Brenton
on What You Can Do Now

May 31st 2009 07:26
But legitimately, feeling guilty for everytihng is a bit of a problem... if you actr like an idiot,sure, you need to feel bad about it, and if you contribute to the major problems of the world.... but I did like this point (the short one anyway, minus the list

IT seems like sometimes its the people who feel the most guilty who push stuff back. Like you wouldn't have found a lot of the pro Apology Aussies feeling personally bad about what happened to the Aboriginals. But i suspect a lot of the anti-apology mob were worried it would prove there was a mistreatment, and then they couldn't handle the guilt of admitting the past, instead of accepting, aknowledging and moving on.

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Comment by Brenton
on What You Can Do Now

May 31st 2009 05:02
I'm probably classified as one of those nutty libeals, but this list is FANTASTIC, for anyone interested in making policical differece. Though I baulk at Anne Couleter listed as one of the great thinkers (though perhaps her books are better than her interviews.)


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Comment by Brenton
on Otherkin

May 31st 2009 04:37
Will do. I had though I'd taken it from Wikipedia undrr lisence, but that seems incorrect.

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Comment by Brenton
on Graffiti on the Sunshine Coast

May 3rd 2009 07:48
Do yuo mean the cut nd pasted boy and girl?

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Comment by Brenton
on No Country For A Good Movie

April 29th 2009 08:55

Comment by Brenton
on Sigh. Get over it. He won.

April 29th 2009 08:54
Raven, wtf. Seriously. I'm not rude so there's no need to be nasty. Seriously. Anyway, I'm remembering why I don't post here any more.

The larger, don't remember who, comment amused me. OF COURSE the deomcrats manipulated the public to get a democrat in. That's politics. The Rebublicans did the same. The Greens do the same. That's what a political campaign is.

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Comment by Brenton
on Sigh. Get over it. He won.

April 28th 2009 22:28
For a comment criticising a post, it doen't actually say anything.

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Comment by Brenton
on It is time to boycott the liberal media

April 27th 2009 22:06
I'm boycotting Liberal reality.

Instead of leaving the house I just sit and stare at my flag all day.

It's making a big impact on my life.

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It is a shame.... Damo's always been the voice of reson, but he's been losing his objective edge a little i feel.

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